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33 Huntington Beach, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am an overly cynical introvert with an affinity for plaid shirts and cardigans. I almost never wear socks, prefer Vans to Converse, and can grow a mustache in roughly five hours. I love the absurd and surreal and abhor the unimaginative and mundane. I enjoy political banter, cogent discourse, and memorizing useless facts. I try to read a new book every week, listen to a new artist once a day, and I watch an episode of The Twilight Zone almost every night before falling asleep. I am skeptical of people who do not like dogs, The Beatles, or naps. Hypocrisy, ignorance, and the Kardashians are my pet peeves. When I grow up I want to be a Duchamp readymade.

What I’m doing with my life
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I work my dream job at a game development studio writing code to automate manual processes. Go me. In addition to working my dream job I like to surf, hike, read, practice yoga, tame wild pugs, travel, star gaze, shoe gaze, watch hockey, play [hockey|chess|video games], and crack wise whenever the opportunity arises.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Prestidigitation, functional programming, social awkwardness, and making playlists for every possible scenario one could encounter in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Sonic Youth, Pavement, Stereolab, Bowie, My Bloody Valentine, No Joy, Ringo Deathstarr, Young Prisms, Dunes, Pinky Shiny Ultra Blast, Built to Spill, Knapsack, Broadcast, Ennio Morricone, Tycho, Com Truise, Pixies, Spook House, Pia Fraus, Pink Playground, Piero Piccioni, Coltrane, Mingus, Bach, Delius, Holst, Wagner, Pity Sex, Lee Hazlewood, Melody Echo Chamber, T-Rex, Beat Happening, Schema, Cornelius, John Maus, Animal Collective, Tame Impala,

Authors: Dostoevsky, Palahniuk, J.G. Ballard, Vonnegut, Bukowski, Kerouac, Hunter S., Tolstoy, Stahl, Conrad, Chomsky

Movies: Fantastic Planet, Total Recall, A Clockwork Orange, The Tenant, Evil Dead II, Dune, THX, Star Wars, Planet of the Apes, Moon, L'enfer, Danger Diabolik, Shine, The Buddy System, Goonies, The Last Star Fighter, Robocop, There Will Be Blood, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth

TV: Bobs Burgers, Adventure Time, The Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Its Always Sunny, King of the Hill, Twin Peaks, Ancient Aliens--its a guilty pleasure.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
def fibR(n):
if n==1 or n==2:
return 1
return fib(n-1)+fib(n-2)
print fibR(5)

(For those who can read this, sorry for the improper indentation; this text block does not support tab spacing.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching The Twilight Zone or Betelgeuse in the hope of seeing the first light from its super nova arrive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shave my head every 6 months that my aunt is cancer free, which means I frequently wear beanies.
You should message me if
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You enjoy cogent discourse, good music, shopping for danish modern anything, spicy food, lemon candy, pugs, or you just want to say hello.