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dulcet_chaos

27 F Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Apr 4, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Administration
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a zombie-cat-robot-pothead in striped footless tights with a blood stain on the knee.

Or I'm a mewing kitten looking up at you sorrowfully.

I am a hedonist, I seek to enjoy my life. It so happens, that being bored is not fun, so this one motivation can move me further than would seem likely.

I love many things including but not limited to: large expansive parks with more space devoted to doing nothing than something, the way my hair curls when the houston humidity puffs it up, cuddling with my momma'sboy kitty, constructive destruction, riding my bike and stalking around with pepper spray in the middle of the night, ridiculously deep contemplation while under a certain green influence, the feeling of getting ahead of life, pondering the specific details of the obvious demise of western culture, and forgetting to not sound pretentious.

I am insightful, candid, and amusing

*****THIS IS AN OLD PROFILE. YOU CAN FIND ME UNDER THE NAME KNEL.*****
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
See bio.

I work, I ride my bike, I hang out with one or other of a small handfull of people, and I spend time with myself and/or my cat, or outside in some park or other. I like to create in various forms, but for the enrichment of my own environment, not for the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being ridiculously logical, learning from mistakes, some random art stuff, riding my bike though I'm not very fast-- I've got tons of endurance and agility, and acting like a cat without realizing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm fat and it's hot, and I know it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I've read all of the Foundation series and most of the outbranching novels (by Asimov), a lot of the Bronte sisters, Agatha Christie, Ayn Rand (particularly the Fountainhead) and lots of other stuff including grahic novels like The Walking Dead and Wet Moon. I have a reading list a mile long.

I'm going to change 'movies' to 'visual media': Star Trek TNG, The Office, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sifl & Olly, American Dad, Dax Flame. (movies) almost all zombie movies, V for Vendetta, I <3 Huckabees, Edward Scissorhands, Drop Dead Fred, The Fountainhead, 300, Sin City, Fantastic Planet, Black Snake Moan, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Ghost World, Punch Drunk Love, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Donnie Darko, Borat, all View Askew movies (lots of others).

Music: There's no easy way to describe it. I like a weird mix of weird things. Jazz, 60s hippie rock and instrumental tracks, french music, mellow and minimalistic music, electronic music, really most anything done independently besides perhaps deathmetal and gangsta rap, and a lot of older stuff. Daft Punk, Le Tigre, Gravy Train!!!!, Ladytron, mc chris, Regina Spektor, Metric, Janis Joplin, Steve Miller Band, Pink Floyd, the Doors, Davi Bowie, Low, B 52s, Bangles, John Coltrane, Air, No Doubt. I absolutely adore dancing to 80s industrial.

Food: I like things which give me nutrients, I care little of whether it's fattening or not. I like a lot of vegetables and sauces, don't like spicy food, like creamy food. Don't like too much sugar. Love Curry. And LOVE Houston mexican food. And hot tea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Sunlight, Companionship, Regular Showers, my Bike, and my computer with internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Holy crap-- everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing mysterious things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know the hexadecimal code of my favorite color. FF0066.

Also

I can recite the song Wiid by mc chris from memory.

Also

I fantasize about Jean-Luc Picard (of the USS Enterprise).
You should message me if
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you feel motivated to for a specific reason involving something I said in my profile, you don't think I'm pretentious, and/or you think it'd be fun to get to know me.