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dumbsmartypants

26 M Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of law school
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well I guess it's like that guy said, "I only know that I know nothing," and like that other guy said, "Every person I meet is in some way my superior." I don't know, you know?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
paying off student loans
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making myself laugh, writing, watching tv, sleeping, being boring, other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My t-shirt?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Philip K Dick, Flannery O'Connor, Jorge Luis Borges.
Wong Kar-wai, Werner Herzog, David Cronenberg, American Psycho, the Fast & Furious franchise.
Looney Toons, Broad City, The Americans, Eastbound & Down, King of the Hill, Breaking Bad, the Three Stooges, The Wire, The Sopranos.
RIP Pimp C, long live Bun B.
You know, the good stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family/friends, plenty of sleep, comedy, "Art", free time, soccer, my glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stupid stuff like fart noises, soccer players' haircuts, what it's like to be a dog, who's the funniest rapper slash actor, you know
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not willing to admit private things to strangers on the internet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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because