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dumbsmartypants

26 M Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of law school
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Well I guess it's like that guy said, "I only know that I know nothing," and like that other guy said, "Every person I meet is in some way my superior." I don't know, you know?
What I’m doing with my life
paying off student loans
I’m really good at
making myself laugh, writing, watching tv, sleeping, being boring, other things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Philip K Dick, Flannery O'Connor, Jorge Luis Borges.
Wong Kar-wai, Werner Herzog, David Cronenberg, American Psycho, the Fast & Furious franchise.
Looney Toons, Broad City, The Americans, Eastbound & Down, King of the Hill, Breaking Bad, the Three Stooges, The Wire, The Sopranos.
RIP Pimp C, long live Bun B.
You know, the good stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Family/friends, plenty of sleep, comedy, "Art", free time, soccer, my glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stupid stuff like fart noises, soccer players' haircuts, what it's like to be a dog, who's the funniest rapper slash actor, you know
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not willing to admit private things to strangers on the internet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating