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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 7:39am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Living well, writing a lot of code, and exercising as much as possible. Happy body makes a happy mind, although I really believe that mind-body dualism concept is bullshit. The mind is part of your body. Chemical imbalances make you think funny.

I am hedonistic, intellectual, hungry, into math and science. I'm an atheist Jew, a Reed alumnus, I chase truth up the tree of grammar. I am liberal, GGG, and polite. Possessions tie you down. Skills set you free. I am unfettered and at large.

I am eight feet tall, virgin, and made by the same firm as did stone henge.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write code and English, putting complicated things together. I really like it, and love talking about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
logic, finding the point. I'm a decent writer. I have a blog, but I update its styling more frequently than the content. Does that make me superficial?

I make a mean salad: greens, berries, and nuts; balsamic vinegar, salt, and olive oil. Simple and delicious. I've been fantasizing about combinations of pumpkin seeds and radishes lately.

I really like dancing. I'm decent at it, and improving.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'll have to let me know. I've never been able to figure out how I appear to other people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Seatbelts, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, d'angelo, Alice Russell, team backpack.

William Gibson, Neil Gaiman, Thomas Pynchon.

Sartre, Nietzsche.

Is this really how you decide who you'll get along with?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Deep, old friendships.
Writing (English and code).
Reading (English and code).

If you point out that this is more than six items, I will reach through the tubes of the internet and smack you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that I want to make: Friends, changes, plans, food, sex, etc.

These days I've been focusing on observing my own thoughts, and moving them in a constructive direction. Finding moments to meditate, 30 seconds at a time, is such a rewarding practice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I have the energy, ultimate frisbee, or barefoot blues if there's no ultimate.

Otherwise probably hanging with a close friend, playing darts and drinking their fancy whiskey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not virgin, I'm 5'10'', and made by the usual human apparatus.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go outside.
You are honest.
You are smart.
You share my love for the oxford comma.