Message Him

Join OkCupid

Find better matches with our advanced matching system

An image of duplo_one
An image of duplo_one
—% Match —% Friend —% Enemy

duplo_one

25 / M / straight / Single

London, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), German

Similar Users

  • An image of paulpantsoff

    paulpantsoff, 43 London, United Kingdom similar

  • An image of 873387

    873387, 34 London, United Kingdom similar

  • An image of psudonymn

    psudonymn, 47 London, United Kingdom less old-fashioned

  • An image of idolater

    idolater, 27 London, United Kingdom similar

  • An image of Terry_Joe

    Terry_Joe, 26 London, United Kingdom more introverted

  • An image of B1985

    B1985, 24 London, United Kingdom more progressive

  • An image of SaintTommy

    SaintTommy, 23 London, United Kingdom more moral

  • An image of Parcifal

    Parcifal, 42 London, United Kingdom more spiritual

Your Notes

Edit your notes

I am paranoid, moody, and flippant.

My Self-Summary

hmm. second go at doing this. not drunk this time..... im 22. punk attitude. i recently stopped drinking and doing drugs. i like ripped clothes that i can sew back together, safety pins, loud fast music, cheap food, cheap smokes, cheap thrills. i hate modern clothing, pretentious people, stupid "wheres my MP8 player gone?" types, anyone who thinks anything we do on this planet is worthwhile, the government, people who have parents and say stuff like: "i hate my parents" (cos the fuckers are lucky to even have any...), people who walk "hard" or "rude" or "sassy", sunglasses when its not sunny, big girls in tight clothes, single mothers who think dildos are better than men, the general short-sightedness of people today, and mushrooms. oh, and olives. and all this "half the calories!" and "low in polyunsaturatedmonodioxidants!!" crap. i love: full fat milk, full fat burgers, anything that im not supposed to do, ciggys, watching other people skate and bmx, watching them fall off, sitting and day-dreaming, being driven, complaining, yelling abuse at people in the street but especially from the safty of a car, thinking i know kung fu, people who have got this far (well done you!), and me. i love me. i am the best. fuck knows what at but there it is. more to come later.....

What I’m doing with my life

fuck all. im open to sugestion.

I’m really good at

moaning. if im complaining or abusive im in a good mood. its the silence youve got to watch out for.....

The first things people usually notice about me

freckles.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a terry pratchet, manga, porn ; b action, martial arts, porn ; c everything but prefabricated pop shit ; d anything you're cooking

The six things I could never do without

a smoke, clean socks, my paranoid loneliness, the sense that im missing something somewhere, knowing that life is too short to need six things all the time

I spend a lot of time thinking about

where i went wrong with all those wonderful women i let get away, my tragic past, what i would buy if i won the lottery, how crap the world is, good times with old friends, porn

On a typical Friday night I am

working the door at my local, IDing 15yo idiots who think going "blat blat blat iw bash ya up blud if ya don lemme in blat blat iw gemme bruvva dan ear ta bang you out blat blat" will somehow gain them entry

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i need attention and a hug

You should message me if

you need another cynic in your life, fancy someone to spout off at, or like stroking hair 24/7