Hi I’m Neil and I’ve been an alcoholic for 34 years... oOps bad start, let’s try again.
WHY I'M ON HERE:-
Hi I’m Neil (or Neil to my friends). I’m growing a little tired of the lottery that is meeting people in bars and clubs and figured the internet is clearly a much better place to find true love so I thought I’d give it a try for a short while and if I still haven’t had a date after 5 or 6 years I’ll give up and become a nun like my primary school teacher always said I should.
2. Slow people
3. Internet dating
MY SPECIAL NEEDS:-
I’m not the type of guy who must have his night out with the “lads” or HAS to watch the football. Sure we all need time to ourselves, but I’m fairly easy going, love dancing and even enjoy shopping (in moderation). On the downside I am pretty clumsy owing to the fact I try to do things at a million miles an hour and tend to leave everything to the lastminute.com. I’m also used to living on my own and consequently I have been known to steal the duvet and all the hot water.
THE BIT WHERE I SELL MYSELF:-
Still here?! I’m surprised you’re still reading this! Of course I could have said, “Hi I'm a financial adviser who works in the city and I earn pots of money but I’m also a genuine and trustworthy chap with a sense of humour and large er..house.” The truth is I’m all of these things but you must read profiles like that all the time; they're boring and once you seen one you've seen ‘em all.
The problem is personality is so hard to get across in 250 words and let’s be honest you can never really get to know someone from opposite sides of a keyboard.
Anyway I hope it's more entertaining and indeed truthful than most of the nonsense you'll find on here and even if you don't fancy me it would make me smile to know my nutty sense of humour has made you laugh or brightened your day and just possibly there'll be one of you who thinks; he's not that ugly, he's not trying to be something he isn't and I'm prepared to take a chance on him. After all what have you got to lose?*
*Your house may be repossessed.
I am a hollywood actor, qualified astronaut, and compulsive liar