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cleveland_guy42

35 M Cleveland, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was uncool before it was cool. I have now been accused of being a fake geek guy. This is rather funny.

I'm a Yankee (NYC originally, followed by LI, and a pleasant sojourn in Boston, in case any of you folks are from around there, followed by some time in North Carolina) who's just moved to the Midwest (ie, Ohio) and is exploring it for the first time.

I know a little about everything and a lot about a few things.

I'm as Northeastern as a bagel dunked in clam chowder. (I'm an exile from an extinct group, the middle-class Manhattanite.) I'm a lousy driver, can name five varieties of mushroom, and am convinced that professional sports are an expression of American anti-intellectualism.

Oh, and I'm really humble.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sit in a dark room and answer doctors' questions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Doing karaoke stone cold sober. (You don't have to.)
Giving my team extra points in quiz bowl.
Coming up with silly theories to explain anything.
Playing amateur sociologist/political scientist.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ambiguously large nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Of Mice and Men, 1984, All Quiet on the Western Front, We, Animal Dreams, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Hunger Games, Clark Ashton Smith, Lovecraft (I sympathize quite a bit with the end of 'The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath'), Desclos, quite a bit of nonfiction...and way too many of those yellow-spined Daw paperbacks.

And I can do Hamlet's soliloquy from memory. It's even funnier when you put it into the voice recognition system.

Movies: Godfather, The Usual Suspects, Dr. Strangelove, Memento (and I can tell you what part of his brain got damaged!), Citizen Kane, The Matrix, The Departed, anything with moloko in it, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Metropolis, The Prestige, Cool Hand Luke, Annie Hall, Sleeper, V for Vendetta, The Princess Bride, Manhattan Murder Mystery, 12 Monkeys, Donnie Darko, Secretary, Dark Knight, Casablanca, Der Untergang

Music: Johnny Cash, New Order, Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, Fleetwood Mac, Rammstein, Die Toten Hosen, Jimmy Buffett, OOMPH!, Gevolt, WA Yankovic, Scissor Sisters, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Billy Joel, Lou Reed, Depeche Mode, MC Frontalot, Lady Gaga, NWA, John Cage's 4'33", the soundtrack to 'Cabaret', K.231/382c. (Yes, all of the above.) Also any unusual combo, like country-rap.

Food: Italian (I love pasta), Chinese (chicken with cashew nuts!), Vietnamese (can't beat the pho!). Indian given sufficient water, pulled pork. I am gradually developing a taste for craft beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Camera to take pictures of cheesy stuff with
House keys
Credit card to deal with the unforeseen
Cellphone to arrange unforeseen rendezvous
The notorious beeper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, the universe, and everything.
what Shakespeare would be doing now if he were alive.
if cosplayers were the people who acted in passion plays and mummer's plays in the Middle Ages.
whether I should try to learn a new language and, if so, French or German.
How OkC really ought to have more than 2 gender options. Come on, y'all, you're supposed to be a progressive site!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You mean if I'm not on call? At a movie, out with friends at a nice restaurant, or checking out a local band.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lorem ipsum,
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you're smart, quirky, fun to be with, and can explain the importance of the Oxford comma to me.
-your intelligence exceeds your charisma or wisdom. Big horn-rims a plus.
-you caught any of the inside jokes or purposeful redundancies.
-you own more books than shoes. Extra points for quoting this as a ratio. (If the result is undefined or not a number...)
-you want to go out to a nice restaurant on Superbowl Sunday. (I tried this in Arizona and found all the restaurants were showing the game!)
-you've ever been banned from Fargo.
-you want someone to do karaoke with you.
-you can explain why the Spanish flag on the 'visit Uruguay' website looks funny.