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durtyhippiefeet

27 Richmond, VA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:57pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Wrestling aficionado, graphic designer, cat wrangler, part owner of a pickle company.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm moving out of Richmond on or before August 2015, just as heads up. I've been in this town almost 10 years, and it's high time to find somewhere new.

I'm interested in social design, and I want to find ways to help people. I love learning.

I'm busy a lot of the time. I like doing hoodrat stuff with my friends, I travel (see below), I work out every day, and I have a full time job in addition to my own freelance deal. That being said, I do venture out for an adventure or hangout or some awesome thing that's going down in town.

Every couple weeks I'm out of town for friends, for wrestling, or for work. Maybe all three. If I can't meet you right away, that's probably why.

I'm looking for rad people to hang out with. Between moving next year and my schedule, I have no time (or interest) for a serious romantic relationship. I respond positively to witter banter and offers to grab a drink of some sort to get to know one another. Like, you know, a date. *Please* don't have your first message to me be about sex or asking to be friends with benefits. I will not respond.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking things up with my feet.

I make a real tasty banana bread.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My undeniable swag.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
+ Food
I would eat pizza all of the time if I could.
Cheese too. And burritos.
Alas.

+ Music
I listen to almost everything, and am always looking for suggestions.

Last show I went to: GWAR BQ. Sunburnt and covered in blood.

+ Books
Non-fiction takes up the majority of my bookshelf.

+ Movies
I watch a lot of documentaries. My Netflix queue is neverending.

David Attenborough is my homeboy.

+ Shows
Parks & Rec, Archer, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Scandal, How to Get Away with Murder

I am a huge fan of professional wrestling. The WWE and TNA kind, and I occasionally travel for a good indie show--I've been up and down the east coast and love every second of it.

I went to Wrestlemania 30, and cried when the Rock and Stone Cold came out. Don't judge me.

If we hang out, I'm going to show you 5 Dollar Wrestling and tell you how amazing Freight Train is.

Last show I went to was CHIKARA's Moonraker in Richmond Oct 26.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things are made, or can be made better. If I were better at math, I may have gone into engineering.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

But for real, I'm probably getting into some sort of shenanigans. Join me sometime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I played the Kim Kardashian iPhone game, made it to A-List in less than 5 days, and immediately deleted it from my phone after.

I know, I'm a fucking monster.
You should message me if
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If you fit the age range I'm looking for, and you're local. If you're not local, still hit me up--if I'm coming to your town and I like the cut of your jib, maybe we can grab a drink while I'm in town.

You have a photo (OF YOURSELF) on your profile. I don't like talking to ghosts.

You're a fan of impromptu dancing in the grocery aisle, looking at ridiculous videos on youtube, and occasionally having pie for dinner.

If you want to collaborate on a project, need a graphic designer, want someone to listen to your stories, or someone to people watch with whilst eating delicious food.

Do not message me if your wife or girlfriend has no idea you're on OKC. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.