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28 Richmond, VA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a graphic designer. I make your shit look good.

I like to journey up and down the east coast for awesome wrestling shows.

I've lived in Richmond for almost 10 years, so I've kinda narrowed down my favorite haunts and stick by those.

I like hanging out with rad people at these favorite haunts. Are you a rad people? Would you like to hang out?

I respond positively to witty banter and offers to grab a drink of some sort. No, we can't get dinner. Or lunch. We can get brunch next time. Promise. Well, maybe not promise. Cause if you do something like tell me you hate cats then brunch is TOTALLY OFF.

Make an effort or I will eat your face off.
I’m really good at
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Picking things up with my feet.

I make a real tasty banana bread.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My undeniable swag.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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+ Food
I would eat pizza all of the time if I could.
Cheese too. And burritos.

+ Music
I listen to almost everything, and am always looking for suggestions.

Last show I went to: Sleater. Fucking. Kinney.

+ Books
Non-fiction takes up the majority of my bookshelf.

+ Movies
I watch a lot of documentaries. My Netflix queue is neverending.

David Attenborough is my homeboy.

+ Shows
Parks & Rec, Archer, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Scandal, How to Get Away with Murder

I'm also a huge fan of professional wrestling.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things are made, or can be made better. If I were better at math, I may have gone into engineering.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

But for real, I'm probably getting into some sort of shenanigans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I played the Kim Kardashian iPhone game, made it to A-List in less than 5 days, and immediately deleted it from my phone after.

I know, I'm a fucking monster.
You should message me if
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If you fit the age range I'm looking for, you're local, and you think we'd get along.

If you're not local, still hit me up--if I'm coming to your town and I like the cut of your jib, maybe we can say hello while I'm in town.

You have a photo OF YOURSELF OF YOUR FACE on your profile. I don't like talking to ghosts.

Do not message me if your wife or girlfriend has no idea you're on OKC. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.