Looking for someone who is thoughtful, loving, adventurous, sensual, good sense of humor, and fun. A reliable adult who cares enough about others to be dependable. That is the kind of person I try to be.
I can think on my feet, and also sitting down. I was never picked last for dodgeball in gym. I'm a world champion thumb wrestler, 1985 Russian Gulag stock car champ, part time teen idol, 12th degree black belt in over 5000 different forms of martial art.
No that is not meant to be taken seriously but shouldn't I try to make you smile if you take the time to read this?
FYI since I don't have the premium account I have no idea if you 'like' me so wouldn't it just be easier if you just say hello :)
What I’m doing with my life
Creating, enjoying, laughing, loving, and trying to figure out how
many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie
Owning my own business for the last 12 years and contemplating my
next entrepreneurial endeavor.
I’m really good at
Thumb wrestling, driving manual, fixing things, laughing, being
sarcastic, eating sandwiches, biking, and playing tic tac
Also,I'm a stellar hugger, world class kisser and my cuddling
skills are quite amazing ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
People at the crossfit notice I'm intense. My friends notice that
I'm hilarious and enjoy laughing . People at the farmers market
notice I love fresh fruit & vegetables. Oh and my bulging
pectoral muscles and observant demeanor ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Descent by Jeff Long, Dangerous Liasons, Princess Bride, au
revoir les enfants, Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet, Religulous,
Stranger than fiction, Kill Bill, Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind, Snatch, and of course The Incredibles ;)
30 Rock, Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Arrested Development,
Portlandia, Breaking Bad, Justified..
The six things I could never do without
Naps when I can
Water everywhere I go
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my first tattoo will be, where can I park for free, what I'm
having for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
contemplating how to take over the world and if nothing comes to
mind then going out for a nice dinner with friends :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This whole time I thought my IM was on but the dam hidden icon says
I wasn't. Stupid cupid why have you forsaken me.
Sometimes I sing in the shower... and think it sounds good but its
probably not. I do take requests:)
You should message me if
Your idea of a good first date is taking a road trip, jet skiing across the Atlantic ocean, and as the sunsets over the azure waters, with bottles of wine in our hands we pretend we're the last two people on the planet, because at that moment of perfection, it'd be all that matters.
Or we could just go for peach bourbon pancakes at Cafe Flora.