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dusterdarko

24 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
distractable
excitable
curious
perceptive
sure-footed

Jack-of-most-trades
Zen Cowboy
Gonzo Monk

VERY IMPORTANT; ALSO NOTE:

1)
I am in a polyamorous marriage.
I am someone's husband.

If that disgusts, deters, or discomforts you in any way:
"it ain't me you're lookin' for babe..."

2)
I like to spend time with intelligent, interesting, creative, uninhibited, and like-minded individuals to foster various other relationships: platonic, romantic, sexually-platonic, or otherwise...

3)
I like to do shit.
I like outside.
I like fuck-shirts season.
I like to drink winter away because I hate it.
I like to live within my means.

I do not like spending money on much else besides fun, booze, and adventure.
I do not like people who are sketched out about actually participating in fun, booze, and adventure.

I don't care what kind of music you like, as long as you really like it, and you dance.
I will respect any wardrobe from pretty dresses to leather and everything between.
I don't give a fuck about Instagram, nor do I even fully understand what Snapchat is.

I do not own a television.

If you can dig...
proceed.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an EMT Supervisor at a private ambulance company.

I sometimes model.
usually nudely...

I play music (not for money):
https://soundcloud.com/dustymuthafuckingreen

I write.

And occasionally I build all sorts of things with the most frustrated zeal and vigor you've never even fucking imagined.
I’m really good at
*this would be a decent question to ask someone when you have a conversation with them at the bar.
The first things people usually notice about me
*this is something worth looking forward to in reality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:
Nine Inch Nails, Underworld, Belle & Sebastian, Moby, Radiohead, Peter Bjorn & John, Modest Mouse, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes, Autolux, Morphine, Interpol, The Smiths, Gogol Bordello, Third Eye Blind, The Streets, Fischerspooner, Incubus, Queens Of The Stone Age, Everclear, CAKE, Beck, Regina Spektor, Bright Eyes, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones, M. Ward, LCD Soundsystem, She & Him, Portishead, Atmosphere, Oasis, Soul Coughing, Mumford & Sons, The Avett Brothers, Pixies, The Breeders, Massive Attack, Matt & Kim, Presidents of the United States of America, Joy Division, Beirut, Fila Brazillia, Fatboy Slim, The Prodigy, Crystal Method, Crystal Castles, B-52's, Dub Fx, The Drums, The Velvet Underground, Zero 7, The Dodos, The xx, Iron & Wine, The Whitest Boy Alive, Ladytron, Emiliana Torrini, Bonobo, Soft Cell, Phoenix, The Shins, Violent Femmes, The Beta Band, Thievery Corporation, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, At The Drive-In, Blur, TV On The Radio, Ingrid Michaelson, IAMX, Passion Pit, Margot & The Nuclear So and So's, Best Coast, The Raveonettes, Smashing Pumpkins, Echo & The Bunnymen, Depeche Mode, The Cure, New Order, U2, Peaches, La Roux, Elliott Smith, Elvis Costello, Sonic Youth, Talking Heads, Spin Doctors...(this list doesn't really end...)

Films:
High Fidelity
Trainspotting
Donnie Darko
Waking Life
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
American History X
28 Days Later
Snatch
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels
(500) Days of Summer
Punch-Drunk Love
A Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Requiem for a Dream
The Fountain
Pi
Se7en
Taxi Driver
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Wristcutters: A Love Story
THX 1138
Less Than Zero
A Scanner Darkly
The Beach
Office Space

Books:
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
The Rum Diary
On The Road
A Wrinkle In Time
The Giver
Slaughterhouse V
1984
Gatsby
(I don't read nearly as much as I'd like to...it's a complicated issue I have with literature and a languished ability to sit still...)
Taoism
Infinity
Fibonacci
Philosophy
Western Medicine
Psychology

Food:
IPAs
Stouts
Porters
Pale Ales
Lagers
Belgians
Cheap Whiskey
Good Tequila
I have a special place in my heart for Southern Comfort 100 proof
dark, dry, spicy, red wines
Margheritas (Fuck Jimmy Buffet, he's a douche)
Indian food
Mexican Food
Thai food
Sushi
Wasabi
Falafel
Banana peppers
Olives
Hummus
All the beans, (never baked)
Cheap beer necessitates limes
The six things I could never do without
Music
Sunlight
Guitars
Friends
Humor
Nighttime
Corrective lenses
A Towel
Absurdity
Profanity
(but this list goes to eleven...)
On a typical Friday night I am
My present lifestyle does not permit "typical"...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fold my underwear and knot my socks...I once did a striptease at a burlesque show wherein I folded all my clothes as I took them off...
(if anybody reads this who was there....I'm terribly terribly sorry. I got wasted as shit and had no idea I spent 45 minutes on stage...I had no intention of it taking that long and turning into performance art. Again. I am deeply embarrassingly sorry...about how long it took)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you want to:
flirt with me
Play music with me
Read poetry to me
listen to music
go to the beach
go to the nude beach
help me dig a hole
help me fill the hole back in
turn the hole into a pretend hot-tub
dance barefoot in the rain
climb trees
climb waterfalls
get drunk
drunk cook
float drunkenly down a river
ride bicycles
pee on ice rinks
Discuss medical things
Discuss existential things
Meet the band of merry pranksters I've discovered...
(esp. if you're not afraid of Port Richmond)