Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well things did not work out like I had planned, but then the best
laid plans of mice and me often go awry. So I am back.
I don't like filling these things out. But then I dont have to like
it, it just has got to be done. It doesnt give the real picture,
but it gives people a handle on what I am like and we all need a
I have taught school for 18 years. I have a teenage son with whom I
share custody with his mother. I like to make small wood projects
and gizmos. I actually invented the better mouse trap.
Some people find my sense of humor a little odd. (I don't) The
following is an example.
A Redneck Story
I grew up in a rural area and teach in an inner city. There has
been a little culture shock for my students. When the reality
television first came out, one my students came up to me asked
"Would you eat a squirel?" I said yes and asked him if he had gone
hunting. He then explained that he had seen FEAR FACTOR and the
contestants had to eat a squirel. He looked at me a little
The next week he asked me if I would eat a pig's brain. I told him
that scambled eggs and brains was a great way to start the morning.
He looked at me funny again.
The third week he was really enthusiastic. He came up to be and
asked if I would eat a bull's testicle. I told him they were called
calf fries and he needed to get out more.
I have an update on this...My teenage son has asked me not to
embarass him when he has a girl over by discussing my eating habits
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out why Russian women keep viewing my profile.
Teachers don't make enough money for a plane ticket anywhere.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Teaching.........Just had my evaluation and got the paper to prove
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have lost a button, missed a belt loop, left my shoes untied.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Cheap cheesy science fiction movies from the 50's are always fun.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
swiss army knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get the politicians to make postive changes in the laws that
govern education and quit whining about how poor of a job we are
doing. (I would like to see Laura Bush go back to the Dallas area
and teach 9th grade English to the kids at Carter High School
instead of checking out VCR's at Plano.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have my son every other weekend so I am frequently spending time
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 40–57
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to exchange carpentry plans. Socially I am now available
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