Excuse me... cause I just farted!
Who are you? And who is your daddy and what does he do? Can I meet your dad, if we don't work out?

Ow...we're supposed to talk about me and not your dad.
Right.

So I said to myself 'why do some people put in their profile that they like to laugh and to have fun?'. Is there really someone in the world that does NOT like to laugh and have fun?
Would there possibly be someone that says 'screw this, I feel like I could do this again and I my mouth is curling in the wrong direction. I'm out.'
I think not. But then I remembered that some people write bubble gum answers about themselves. However I will just completely waste your time making you read nothing of importance and I shall obfuscate any facts about me just spite your interest in me. So enjoy my rambling about stuff. It will not make any sense and will not fulfill your inquiries about me other than making me seem a.d.d.

So I guess if you want to know about me, you actually have to contact me in some way.
Yes, I do feel that if you're interested, you'd have to put in some effort. And come on, it's not like you have to go check yourself in the mirror, smell your breath in the palm of your hand and physically walk up to me to say something. However, I want it to seem like I'm in front of you and all you have to go on is that I look like I do and I may like to be where we are at. I like you to be blind to what I'm about. It's like I am at the club and you are looking at me like you want to talk to me and you have to really be clever. Or just hot as hell. Whichever.

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I have no idea.
...wait...WHAT???!!
You mean like...things? And stuff?
Mm..ok.
Yah so that's what I do with it.

multitasking.
Confusing people and laughing at myself.
Ooh and sleeping.
I sometimes do extreme sleeping. It's like sleeping, but extreme.
Happens mostly after a night of partying.
Hardcore sleeping....hell yeah.

Being the scapegoat. If we're cool, I'll back up any story.
Just remember that once I'm on a roll with a story, it's ON A ROLL. Yeah remember I took you to this house warming party and there was this guy with finger puppets playing the guitar while he was sitting on a pineapple on a skateboard cruising through the living room with a fuzzy hat on?
That was insane!!

is my face?

Fav buks:
The Secret
A Goddess is a Girls Best Friend
American Psycho (book way grosser than the movie)
Anything Bret Easton Ellis actually...
Psychology books. It's fascinating how the mind works and why people respond the way they do.

Moofeesh:
Alice in Wonderland
Grease
Ong Bak
Ichi the Killer (I have a thing for gross n gory stuff apparently)

Moosiq:
So many different kinds. On my lappy I have rock, metal, punk, techno, house, drum n bass, 80s, break beat, jungle, old school rap, 60s, 70s, jazz, r&b, ska, dance hall, reggae, pop, deep house, I even have Thai songs in there and I don't speak the language.
I don't like the new rap though. You know, from 2000 - now. Whenever I listen to it I always get grumpy.

Fud:
I'm a veggie-head and I actually enjoy eating salads.
Also, I LOVE the spinach pie my Greek goddess TerryBerry13 makes once in while.

-Laptop
-Music
-Tweezers
-Contacts
-Gum
-Tampons
Not in that particular order.
Sometimes it changes....depending on my mood or time of the month.
Hey you ask, I'll answer. Don't like the answer, then shut your ears!
That's right...I went there....ooooooh what you gonna do about it? NOTHING. That's right.

what to purchase next....

Or what should I make for dinner. Should I make dinner? Am I hungry?

breathing.
So far...
or using my eyes to see where im going. hearing my surroundings. maybe smelling any food that i am cooking or eating. im glad i did not waste this opportunity to inform you on what i love doing on the weekend!

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• 00elmo

Grass disgusts me to the point where I actually gag and freak out when I lay on it. Yes...even if it's on a blanket on the grass.
It's disgusting.

And...Janet Jackson has been my idol since I was yea-high. Yah I know you can't see how high my hand is hovering above the floor but it's pretty low.

I'm divorced and VERY happy about it. *does a little dance*

You're confused and want some clarification.
Have a question about anything.
I have ALL the answers.
Yes I do. Think of me as Google....but different.

And it would help if your grammar and spelling is better than a 3rd grader. I know I'm not perfect but I know I'm AT LEAST 5th grade.
For cerial...I don't have patience for spelling errors...just makes me lose all interest.
Oh and please don't ask me what I like to do for fun. That's lame.
Thanks bub!

"When you judge someone, you're not defining them, you're defining yourself"

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• 00elmo