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32 F Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:52pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Independent, not so laid-back, thoughtful, observant, curious, smart, honest, funny, silly, ridiculous

I walk fast, drink too much coffee and smoke even more cigarettes. I believe dogs really are human's best friends.
I love music; 90% of my day has a soundtrack. I walk everywhere. I got rid of my bike; I felt silly riding it.

Things that make me smile: the beach, felt tip pens, my handsome dog, fart jokes, finding notes, brunch, flea markets, dancing, tiny treasures, hockey, robot tattoos, the Museum of Science, curse words, the perfect cup of coffee.

UPDATE: I was peer pressured into replacing my bike, so I'm back to feeling silly.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making the science.
Managing the Chemistry/Immunology department of a hospital laboratory.
Boycotting expensive brunch by serving it in my own kitchen.
Making people happier through the power of cupcakes.
Watching the Bruins play hockey.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
napping, problem solving, troubleshooting/fixing chemistry analyzers, overthinking, petting dogs, making coffee, drinking coffee, listening, cursing, sewing, baking, cooking, organizing, disorganizing, making things awkward, remembering to shut off the lights, bossing people around, creating nicknames for people I have only observed and barely know, allowing the most inappropriate thing I can think of to pour out of my mouth, general smartassery.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everywhere I go glitter's raining on me.


My height. I know this because people feel the need to point it out, as if I hadn't noticed that I can see the top of their head. A couple of my favorite comments are "who says good things come in small packages?" (really!?!) and " I could climb you like a tree!" (umm ok)

I'm generally wearing an unreasonable amount of denim. Like all of the denim.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Iron Maiden, Pizza, articles about advancements in clinical chemistry, Game of Thrones, hardcore, punk, metal, Twin Peaks, Thrash Metal, Radiolab, The Jerk, Fleetwood Mac, Kids in the Hall, Doo Wop, Soul, Motown, burritos, Arrested Development, New Wave, ZZ Top, Brain Candy, Voyager, Persopolis, This American Life, Metalcore, falafel, Asimov, Wu Tang, Go Ask Alice, psychedelic rock, WALL-E, Mr. Show, Mary Roach, saltines, Fu Manchu, missed connections on craigslist, Doom Metal, Dexter, AC/DC, Walking Dead, Lost, High on Fire
Veggies: Raw, sautéed, roasted, whatever. Eggs and cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the fart noise that ketchup bottles make
my dog
the Bruins
red sneakers
a craft project (currently cross stitch)
roller coasters
cocoa butter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What are the chances, that while I am cutting a piece of paper with extremely sharp scissors, I could accidentally split an atom!?! Unlikely... but exciting to think about.

When do I get to take a nap?

Where did all this glitter come from?

UFO's... and where do I need to move to in order to see one.

Why can't I sing like Etta James? or can I?

Take the bus or walk... If I walk maybe I will come across an injured bird that I could nurse back to health, or a lost puppy? Perhaps if I take the bus, I'll meet the guy of my dreams?

What if my soulmate is the homeless guy begging for change, that smells like booze, listerine and piss? He does call me cupcake...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Option 1: Drinking my 3rd hefeweizen, trying to figure out why the wonky eye on the creep across the bar suddenly seems like a charming physical attribute.

Option 2: Taking part in a PBR/HighLife/'Gansett fueled dance party

Option 3: LIVE MUSIC

Option 4: At home, cooking a giant meal and serving it to my friends. Then making an ass out of myself with the help of Dance Central.

Option 5: Sitting on the couch, cross stitching while introducing my roommate to Battlestar Galactica.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you have blue or green eyes and a beard, I'm probably in love.

I talk to my roommate's cat and sing to my dog. Whatever. Get over it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You know a lot about something and you want to tell me all about it.

If you are watching the show The Leftovers, because, seriously, WHAT THE FACK?!?!