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Heisenburg99

37 M Valencia, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Mike
Things that describe me or are me:
Socially shy unless I've been drinking
Cancer survivor which means I can't have kids
Movie junkie
Amc tv fiend well except for mad men
sports fanatic
Procrastinator at times
Loves to cuddle
Likes being active
Loves a good beer
Very analytical
Sometimes patient
CEO of a company
Loves to travel
Dedicated to finishing most projects when my mind is focused
Avoider of bullshit
Daredevil
Concert goer
Snowboarder
Hiker
Softball player
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the CEO/Owner/Creator of an IT firm... most of the time I'm working and if I'm not working I'm at some kind of sporting event, out snowboarding,on the river, playing sports or trying to find a new hobby to get into
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking things apart and rebuilding them.. .I have a degree from UCLA in engineering so that makes sense I suppose...I love putting together those puzzle pieces of furniture they sell you at ikea...a six pack of beer or a bottle of wine and some weird ikea tool and I'm jally

I love animals... I have this crazy calming effect on even the most high strung ones

I've been told I'm really good at diffusing situations....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a really big guy, I'm covered in tats so most people think I'm an idiot which is rather amusing to me

Most people notice I am quiet and that seems to scare them.. Not sure why...I've been told its due to being unpredictable
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: the butterfly effect, final destination 2, Shawshank redemption, office space, idiocracy, super troopers, out cold, usual suspects, se7en, all of the resident evil movies,

Tv shows: southland, breaking bad, shameless, dexter, family guy, south park, archer,The walking dead, prison break, Nitro circus, breakout kings, burn notice, 6 feet under, modern marvels, Anthony bourdains no reservations, bizarre foods, man vs food

Books: tucker max of course
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My pets, my iPod, the gym, sports, good friends, good food

Logically the first 3 answers to this have to be food clothing and shelter but that takes all the fun out of it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Will i meet a girl anytime soon that will challenge me...

Why does it seem like people are getting dumber? Maybe that's why I don't watch the news anymore

Why do so many people use hashtags on Facebook... Hashtags are dumb

Why do so many people care if gays marry.... Stupid bible thumpers

Why is beer so good? Why do the really good ones have like 400 calories? Why don't I burn 15,000 calories a day just thinking ?

When is my next snowboarding trip?

Have you seen my stapler? It's a red swingline

Is there really such a thing as the case of the mondays?

Why is sex in cars illegal... It's so fun...

Should I work more on my cardio for the apparent zombie apocalypse or stock up on ammo?

Do girls really not know how stupid they look with duck/fish face? It looks like you are constipated

When is the high waisted jean fad going away.... Looks sooooooo awful

Why coffee dates?? What is there appeal? Coffee shops are like libraries... Awkward

Why do girls so many girls lately ask me what kind of car I have... Had no idea that was so important to women... I always thought it was more important to guys

Why is it racist to like white rappers more often then black rappers... It's all about who you relate to isn't it?

Where are all my handouts and gifts that I was promised by dipshit Romney if I voted for Obama?

Why do girls get mad when you ask them for pics over text messages?? We want to make sure you are the person you claim to be

Why do women spend so much money on shoes?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well right now it's softball season so typically on a Friday night I'm doing that

I'll tell you one place Im not is some lame ass club...

Maybe a concert or a bar with band... that's more my style
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that when I was a kid I wanted to be spider man because I thought that was the only way I could score with wonder woman
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like any of my interests/hobbies and you think we would have fun together ....

OR if you think you can keep my attention.... ;) which means you want to actually meet... I didn't join this site to make text friends or pen pals... If you are unavailable to meet In person within the first week of exchanging numbers and want to just text chat for weeks....I'm going to lose interest quickly