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26 M Nuneaton, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Aug 30, 2009
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
im 21, live in nuneaton (coventry is the nearest city to me) i am a huge harry potter fan and I mean fanatical!, I am bigish (bout 18st) and love to have my hands on men in rubber or lycra or leather or any form fitting clothing really. *drool* well any other info is below

see ya, Daniel X

(Bad French coming up - ne excellant pas francais, est un moment) (Told you i'm useless at French)

Je m'appelle Daniel, Me Habite a Nuneaton, et Je vingt-et-un ans et trop grande (120kg).

(not gonna try and explain any more in French I only got a C at GCSE)

I am availiable, quirky, and insane
What I’m doing with my life
i've sort-of completed college after passing: AS Sociology, Maths, Law, Citizenship and also A Level Psychology

Currently employed as a Forecourt Cashier, but I'm looking for work in Business Administration and I' ve taken a course in Business Admin and also completed my ECDL (Level 2) Course, which says I'm good with Microsoft Offce

I just completed a Prince's Trust Course at Hatters Space in which I have been doing a variety of activities/courses, including Archery, Rock Climbing, Basic First Aid etc.
I’m really good at
quoting useless info, as long as its not sport, well i dislike sport (and not because I'm no good at it), though i love watching some sport like mens swimming, mens skiing, men's diving, men's gymnastics and men's athletics for obvious reasons *wink*

I consider myself quite boring although i have grown an ounce of wit recently so i'm becoming tolerable but i still do tend to either make people fall asleep or rolling around the floor in laughter (probably at me rather than with me) But then again, I've recently took the view of "If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no hope in connecting with the world!"
The first things people usually notice about me
I think it's more my larger body than anything, although that doesn't stop me buying lycra t-shirts (enter cringe here!). I'm not scared nor am i proud of my body, as long as I maintain or lose what weight I currently have I'm happy, it's only if I increase that I start to moan big time.

Some people have commented to me that I speak in a similar way to Stephen Fry and by extention Oscar Wilde, so I guess in a way I'm a sort of Stephen Lite (I'm not middle aged or Jewish, but the rest is somewhat simila - If Stephen is out there reading this by way of some besotted fan e-mailing him any bad press, i do love you i'm just accentuating our differences.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) Harry Potter series, Dan Brown I loved all the books, Angels and Demons, Da Vinci Code, Deception Point and Digital Fortress (b) See above plus batman series (oooh a man in rubber, absolutely divine) but i would watch any superhero movie as long as it involves a cute actor and tight clothing *swoon*, Also can't beat the recent release of Mamma Mia! I give it 4.5/5, it's brilliant (c)Harry potter Soundtracks, and pop/classical like ABBA and Bond - Classical. I also like Dancefloor Hits so I try to listen to Gaydar Radio whenever I can ( and can't believe I didn't put this first - I LOVE the Eurovision Song Contest it maybe cheese but you can't go wrong with a bit of Cheddar (d)Pasta, Pizza, chinese, mostly takaway foods but im not too fond of chips (too bland) however if im hungry enough i will eat them all and more. I am a gannet when it comes to food - Never cook pasta if I'm coming or you'll have to double your receipe!
The six things I could never do without
My Computer, My slash fiction, my television, my dvds, internet, and electricity

(I've thrice been without a computer for a week, and it was torture, my inbox was full with about 150 new messages - Mostly surveys)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
lusty thoughts, and pure crap - I wonder what law i would be breaking if i tried to do this....

When I sat through Sociology [failed last year but I know it almost inside out - Can't do essays!] I tend to doodle or think of new spells to try out, and the teacher lets me get on with it!

My mind is always alive with music so I can be typing this but be listening to snippets of track in my mind. (At the moment the song playing in my mind is "Defying Gravity" from the stage musical Wicked.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home watching the TV, or w**king over pictures/stories found in my room or on the internet or watching QI(Quite Interesting) A comedy Quiz Show that punishes ignorant commonly spouted answer to mundane questions and awards those with interesting and sometimes correct answers.

Here's an example of a QI Question: How many wives did Henry VIII have? If you said 6 - give yourself a slap! The correct answer (depending on your jurisdiction) is 2 or 4!

The papists (Catholics) say 4 as Anne Boleyn - was claimed illegitimate due to the non-divorce of Catherine of Aragon and Catherine Howard was deemed illegitimate because she apprently committed adultery.

Henry claimed 2 because: Catherine of Aragon ("wife" 1) - Henry found in a biblical passage that "One Cannot marry your Brother's Widow" so the marriage was annulled (Didn't exist) Anne Boleyn ("wife" 2) was annulled on grounds of adultery and possible witchcraft. Anne of Cleves("wife" 4) - not consumated (Made love on marriage night), but he did bestow her the title of "Beloved Sister" Catherine Howard("wife" 5) - Annulled on grounds of adultery Prior and during engagement and marriage.

Jane Seymour("wife" 3 - wife 1) gave Henry a much wanted son so that marriage was honoured. Catherine Parr ("wife" 6 - wife 2) Henry died before he could think of any excuse to annul this marriage.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lust over far too many males and being too shy to talk to them.

Well shy is an understatement, my friends at college said that after the valedictory ball their abducting me and going to a gay bar! Yeah like a tux will do in a room full of gym bunnies! (Didn't happen i was exusted after the party and promptly slept in my Hilton Hotel room watching BB and Quiz Call before going to bed
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you would like to become a penpal; please state any particulars: age, weight, d**k size. (all are optional of course)

Look forward to hear from all of you.

Ta ta, Daniel