Oh, and please don't use stupid and overused internet terms such as 'UNICORN,' If you do, I'd rather you not even bother messaging us. :-)
I am an illustrator, painter, and graphic designer, my website is www.IllustratedNightmares.com. My wife is an assistant manager and also has her degree in cosmetology/esthetics.
I am married and my wife (who is 23) and I are looking for someone to date for a long term relationship as an equal member of the relationship or separately. (FEMALE ONLY and preferably not in a relationship already) and we aren't looking for multiple people at one time. We aren't looking for someone for a threesome, for all we know you could be sleeping around with anyone you meet and we don't want to bring that into our relationship :-)
If we do like something about you we will usually rate your profile or favorite you if we don't message you directly to hopefully get your attention. If you are interested in something about us then feel free to message us because while we may view your profile once or twice, we won't always message first. Some people tend to get all bent out of shape with situations like this and we can't always tell who might be interested and who will react negatively to it.
We just like to meet new people and like the thrill and excitment that dating new people brings. I'm aware of the stigma that comes with what we like doing and how we are, especially in the South, but we try not to surround ourselves with those types of closed-minded bible thumpers :-)
We are not the same sleazy couples and white trash couples that you see on here with weird outfits or no clothes on that looked like they just stepped out of their parents basements either.
I don't care much for whether you think what we do is moral, ethical, right, wrong, etc.
You absolutely CAN NOT be offended around us. We are not offended by anything, and find many off color, rude, crude, sexual, things to be humorous and at times we have a very odd sense of humor. We talk about the big bad three 'race, religion, and sex' and you shouldn't be afraid of words.
I am Obsessive Compulsive, I have my weird little habits, but odds are you'll never really notice any of them, or most of them because I am so used to them that I hide them fairly well. However I will tell you about them if you ask, or if I feel so inclined to do so.
We absolutely love horror movies, but we enjoy any kind of movie really. We also like documentaries, biographical and science related shows and movies. Anything factual is always entertaining for us as well.