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28 M Manchester, NH

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sanskrit (Fluently), Icelandic (Fluently), Urdu (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm the type of guy that will do or say mostly anything if I think it might get a laugh. I think its important to be yourself, enjoy life, and not take yourself too seriously most of the time.

In my free time, I'm down for pretty much anything that doesn't involve bear traps, clowns, or gin (unless it's all three of course, then it's a party). I think I'm a pretty loyal person. I don't like to let my friends or family down. I'm also a fan of the outdoors (camping, skiing, etc.) I like poker and I'm also fairly musical. I mainly play the drums (not in a band....I play just for me I guess....but might join one again someday). And I like to take in a Red Sox game when I can. Anyways, that's probably enough. Basically, I'm just here to find someone, like we all are. So if you wanna know more. Send me a carrier pigeon or virtual fruit basket or whatever they do here.
What I’m doing with my life
In the past year or so I started a new job in the Business Sales division of a large telecommunications firm, finished my Masters in Business Administration (MBA), and moved into my own place in Manchester. I'm also trying to drink more water and avoid stepping on cracks in the sidewalk. Occasionally I do other things.
I’m really good at
Having asthma attacks, peeing my pants, and knitting adorable cat sweaters.

ok now really:
Wasting time on the internet (as evidenced here), Drums, Poker, Trivia, Massages, Sales, Breathing, and incidentally...sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
My horrible B.O. and contagious skin rashes? I dunno...probably my are always staring at them...pigs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many choices for all of these. So just a few:

Music Favs are: Well mostly anything, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Incubus, Various House Music (Calvin Harris, Tiesto), Shinedown, Ben Folds, Green Day, Metallica.

Movies: Anchorman, Grandma's Boy, Super Troopers, Gladiator, Boondock Saints, V for Vendetta. Horrors are sometimes fun for their comedy value.

TV: Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, The Borgias, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Tosh.O, Archer, anything on HBO is usually awesome.

Food: Anything I can find that's dead by the side of the road. But, when that doesn't pan out...Steak, Pasta, Mexican, Thai, Chinese....

Raeding!: The Darktower Series, Ender's Game, Who doesn't love Harry Potter?, Jeremy Clarkson columns, Boston Globe.
The six things I could never do without
I'll skip the usual stuff. Friends, Family, etc are a given. horrible the world would be without it.
-Trying something new (I tried skydiving was awesome.)
-Free Time
-Technology (Cell Phone, Internet, TV, etc)
-Gum. I must always have gum. Its like minty heroin for me.
-I guess add sarcasm/humor to the list. Because what's life without laughing?.....Maybe we can ask the Germans.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Um.....things and stuff. Or sometimes i switch it up to the ever popular stuff and things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends.... maybe out somewhere (bar, movie, house party, crack den). Or, just having a chill, laid-back night with friends playing poker or watching the game or a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am actually really bigger than Obama or Carrot Top or something.

I also like Cake.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you like cheese....I dunno.

Hit me up of you'd like to get to know me.