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30 Corona, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Sep 20
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Working on University
Might want kids
My self-summary
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Got a lot of work currently. Had to leave the city until late March/early April. Sorry for the inconvenience. Very understanding if you don't want to talk because that is a bit of time before I can actually meet up with people in the city.

I'm mainly on here to meet some cool interesting people to hang out with. I have read a lot of messages from friends that are ladies, from a lot of men on this site, and I feel for you ladies. There are a lot of crazies out there.

I'm a bit of a nomad. I was born in Northern California, but I grew up in Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas. As an adult I have lived in Seattle, San Diego, Oakland, and a little stint in Michigan and New Jersey, and several years in my favorite city, NYC. One day perhaps I might get the chance to move overseas.

I'm kind of a nerdy, goofy, and I love a good debate (but not the asshole kind of debating). One of the reasons I love a good debate is because it makes me questions the things that I think so strongly on. I lived and worked on farms a lot as a kid. That type of environment, you learn quickly to be independent and learn how to do a lot for yourself. You also have to be fairly tough for in that kind of life also. When I was in the United States Coast Guard it sort of reiterated all those things that I learned as a kid and perhaps even improved them some. That said, if you're looking for a guy who can do minor plumbing, change the oil in your car, fix a flat tire, or change the flat tire out with your doughnut, or simply help teach you those things, then you can definitely count me in as a helping Hand.

I'm a bit of an open book, so ask me anything. I love funny people.

If I give your profile 5 Stars, it's probably because it made me laugh. Thank you for the giggles. Or I just think you are awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to start college to better educate myself in a more structured education model than just teaching myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, and laughing so hard that I cry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard? My glasses? My dark green eyes? My Clothes? I do know that they notice my bubble butt as I sashay away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, 1493: Uncovering the New World Columbus Created, Origins: Fourteen Billion Years of Cosmic Evolution. Really would like to read some of Isaac Asimov's short stories. Put a comic book in front of me and it will get red

Music: (not in this order) Public Enemy, Mad Caddies, Catch 22, RANCID, run d.m.c., cypress hill, RATM, bright eyes, David Bowie, social distortion, the vandals, This list could go on forever.

Shows: Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, The Newsroom, Axe Cop, In Living Color, Misfits, The Fades, lots of HBO shows.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My brain
2. My skeleton
3. My organs
4. My muscle tissue
5. My blood cells
6. My skin cells
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social Justice, how much I dislike Mens Rights Activist, The Economy, the large hadron collider, goofy things that make me laugh, how I'm at work way to much. I wish I had a superpower. Maybe the super power to make gold coins appear out of thin air, but then I would probably accidentally flood the market and cause the value to drop and I be left with nothing. Oh economics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, I work way too much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love RuPaul's Drag Race, although anyone who knows me, knows this.
You should message me if
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You're funny, and like to talk about many different subjects.