Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Got a lot of work currently. Had to leave the city until late
March/early April. Sorry for the inconvenience. Very understanding
if you don't want to talk because that is a bit of time before I
can actually meet up with people in the city.
I'm mainly on here to meet some cool interesting people to hang out
with. I have read a lot of messages from friends that are ladies,
from a lot of men on this site, and I feel for you ladies. There
are a lot of crazies out there.
I'm a bit of a nomad. I was born in Northern California, but I grew
up in Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas. As an adult I have lived in
Seattle, San Diego, Oakland, and a little stint in Michigan and New
Jersey, and several years in my favorite city, NYC. One day perhaps
I might get the chance to move overseas.
I'm kind of a nerdy, goofy, and I love a good debate (but not the
asshole kind of debating). One of the reasons I love a good debate
is because it makes me questions the things that I think so
strongly on. I lived and worked on farms a lot as a kid. That type
of environment, you learn quickly to be independent and learn how
to do a lot for yourself. You also have to be fairly tough for in
that kind of life also. When I was in the United States Coast Guard
it sort of reiterated all those things that I learned as a kid and
perhaps even improved them some. That said, if you're looking for a
guy who can do minor plumbing, change the oil in your car, fix a
flat tire, or change the flat tire out with your doughnut, or
simply help teach you those things, then you can definitely count
me in as a helping Hand.
I'm a bit of an open book, so ask me anything. I love funny
If I give your profile 5 Stars, it's probably because it made me
laugh. Thank you for the giggles. Or I just think you are awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to start college to better educate myself in a more
structured education model than just teaching myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, and laughing so hard that I cry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard? My glasses? My dark green eyes? My Clothes? I do know
that they notice my bubble butt as I sashay away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, 1493: Uncovering the New
World Columbus Created, Origins: Fourteen Billion Years of Cosmic
Evolution. Really would like to read some of Isaac Asimov's short
stories. Put a comic book in front of me and it will get red
Music: (not in this order) Public Enemy, Mad Caddies, Catch 22,
RANCID, run d.m.c., cypress hill, RATM, bright eyes, David Bowie,
social distortion, the vandals, This list could go on
Shows: Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, The Newsroom, Axe Cop, In
Living Color, Misfits, The Fades, lots of HBO shows.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My brain
2. My skeleton
3. My organs
4. My muscle tissue
5. My blood cells
6. My skin cells
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social Justice, how much I dislike Mens Rights Activist, The
Economy, the large hadron collider, goofy things that make me
laugh, how I'm at work way to much. I wish I had a superpower.
Maybe the super power to make gold coins appear out of thin air,
but then I would probably accidentally flood the market and cause
the value to drop and I be left with nothing. Oh economics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, I work way too much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love RuPaul's Drag Race, although anyone who knows me, knows
You should message me if
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