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28 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:04am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am coming to terms with the fact my foot is going to be part sea urchin for the foreseeable future. UPDATE: the final piece of sea urchin has been painfully ejected (over two months after it went in.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating cheese (I recommend forgetting how good cheese is so you can re-remember it every so often), realising that a small but growing proportion of my friends are getting married (humanist weddings are particularly excellent), wondering if I'm making the world a better place, having unplanned foreign adventures, writing faux-grumpy letters.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting around London on a bike (whilst treading a thin line between being law-abiding and reckless)
Washing up
Putting knives in toasters without getting electrocuted
The cereal box game
Agreeing to do things I'm not necessarily convinced of under the slightest bit of pressure (an awkward silence is often enough)
Sporcle's geography games
Seeing the good in people
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I could make a list, but I'm just not sure I can be bothered; if you were planning to judge me on this section then you're probably not what I'm looking for (or vice versa).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This doesn't answer the question, but I once had a very heated debate about which of the Big Four Carbs we could give up (bread, pasta, rice or potatoes), which was resolved to no-one's satisfaction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words. Maps. Numbers. People. Mostly people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to remember what I am supposed to be doing on Saturday. Trying to complete London (Level 2).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a stupidly unshakeable faith in humanity.
Ideally you'll be a pretty good skier/snowboarder (this should be private because it's horribly elitist, but it would make winter holidays better....)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've read this and had a little grin on your face at some point (or nodded knowingly).
You share food (non-negotiable when abroad and trying new things).
You don't stand in the queue to get onto a flight until the very last minute.