Tech Support Cheat Sheet http://xkcd.com/627/

what i hope most of all is that you understand what i mean when i tell you that even though i do not know you, and even though i may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, i love you; with all my heart, i love you. ♥

my msn is dwypel@gmail.com
my aim is dwype
my yahoo is dwype
my gtalk is dwypel
my icq is 67482423
my skype is dwypel

a neat comment on meeting people online: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zADosF3XoQ (the hot-crazy scale from the show How I Met Your Mother)

Looking for science related work.

also, "Ordinary life does not interest me. I seek only the high moments. I am in accord with the surrealists, searching for the marvelous." ~Anais Nin

cuddling

climbing things that aren't meant to be climbed, spending time in nature (camping et cetera), various forms of exercise (biking, jogging, windsurfing, tennis, volleyball, sex).

never being bored.

being completely accepting of others, unconditional love, et cetera

eating nutritious food regardless of taste

i usually get in trouble for my frankness.

movies i have watched more than once, which is rare: matrix, v for vendetta, fight club, thomas crown affair, shawshank redemption, american beauty, ever after, fifth element

books: i mostly read non-fiction.

music: i like a lot of different music. i looped coldplay's clocks for weeks. also, i like many genres, including EDM and classical.

food: whatever is nutritious and doesn't contain (too many) pesticides, hormones, antibiotics, et cetera.

Editors

• LadyMenagerie

i can do without anything. i appreciate being healthy and sane.

a few things i appreciate a lot?

14. the company of people who accept me completely
9. organic apples
18. pretty cloud formations during sunrise
332. laptops and wireless internet
106. my wild type genome
89. smart people who inspire me
82. honesty

what i need to do to live as long as possible before i turn to dust. we are all made of stars.

some of House's lines: "everybody lies," "don't trust what people tell you, double check everything" "truth begins in lies"

how much of a blessing it is to have been touched by His noodly appendage (i am referring to His Holiness the FSM, of course)

Editors

• anegoic

studying, learning, expanding my mind in various ways, having sex, eating oatmeal, making lettuce juice, running a few kilometers, wondering how it's possible the world is so full of beauty, i could go on

I am sex positive. I don't mean horny and unfulfilled. I mean I have a fun, healthy and interested attitude towards sex.

*WARNING, LONG SENTENCE AHEAD. TAKE A MENTAL DEEP BREATH*

You've seriously pondered the purpose of life and figured out that while it's most likely meaningless after all is said and done, trying to understand existence and help make the world better for the duration of your short lifespan and then being dead for all of eternity is preferable to not having lived at all.

Or you think this is a wonderfully accurate take on life: http://xkcd.com/167

Or you love speaking your mind without sugarcoating anything, being direct in your communication, and you appreciate it when other people do the same.

and you're ok that i'm somewhat of a nudist

and you don't mind inappropriate random personal questions

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Quotes!
Men expect women to speak their minds; women expect men to read their minds
Robyn Halbot

When one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.
Jacques Yves Cousteau

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Oscar Wilde

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain

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