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oh yippee; I get to pitch myself to strangers.
for enjoyment: cycling, jet skis/lake activities, anything new, and
a fellow cycling pal would also be great. random, but i would like
to get really fit once again and casual rides can indeed accomplish
also, becoming friends and networking from there often leads to
What I’m doing with my life
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i work at fedex,
also trade the market (it beats video games),
and try to kill the rest of my time with friends.
recently I've been throwing a few house parties and surprise
birthday parties...they are fairly unique; just ask.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can moonwalk; uh, that's about it unfortunately.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i have a sarcastic sense of humor. i'm always looking for a laugh
given the right situation. but i don't like hurting anybody's
feelings. i really don't like when people use their pride to put
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books - i read but i'm not crazy about them. i got burntout on
philosophy, etc. confessions: so i read 3 out 4 twilight books.
granted, not deep, but kinda entertaining. i was curious to see why
tween girls were going bat excrement insane ;)
movies - thrillers, dramas, cerebral, and quirky comedies, ie zooey
deschanel. directors: paul thomas anderson and wes anderson, and
anything david mamet. actors: christoph waltz, vincent cassel,
tv shows: true blood, dexter, rome, being human, love patton oswalt
standup comedy, family guy in small dosages, walking dead, sons of
music: everything except country and heavy metal, like the yeah
yeah yeahs, metric, the smiths, kavinsky, and for guilty
pleasures...nicki minaj. also lil wayne; not the lyrics!!! but the
beats and his raspy leprachaun voice. and some dub step too.
geeky, but I also like quotes: rumi, patton, anne frank, ralph
waldo emerson, d pryce
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
australian shepherds...pete is his name (i rescued the guy; there
are so many amazing dogs that have had a rough start...they
need/deserve a good home), the internet and my phone of course,
pandora, and I'm now bored by this question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the nature of things and life. and also how to have fun so i stay
out of my head. i also like thinking about economic and
governmental systems...yeah, a complete waste of time probably
i've realized similar interests really don't matter when it comes
to relationships; what matters is personalities and temperments
meshing well. picking up new hobbies is quite fun with a partner
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
it depends. i get stuck in ruts. i will go out on friday for
awhile: restaurants, movies, bars sometimes clubs etc.
then i'll be a homebody for a bit and watch craptastic tv.
sometimes I fear that i'll go crazy and become a shut in with 20
cats. just kidding...not keen on the litter box concept.
after knowing someone, I love relaxing on the couch even to the
point of falling alseep...so peaceful
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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a dumb question deserves an even dumber answer: charlie sheen is my
role model. honestly though, my profile name is an actual quote
from that whackadoo.
You should message me if
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if you can treat people well. that's it :) and you can look past
any twaddle ya don't like on my profile. surely there is at least
20 amazing things on here :)
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