Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved to Brooklyn from San Francisco, not really sure what
I'm looking for here other than something new and exciting.
Trying to describe myself is pretty awkward so I'll just let the
rest of this profile speak for itself and maybe you'll get a better
picture if we ever actually meet in person..
I try not to take myself too seriously, which I kind of have to
since I tend to get really silly and immature at times but
underneath all the stupid comments and inappropriate jokes is a
really thoughtful and intelligent person (I was a creative writing
major, mostly because I've always felt like i was really artsy and
creative but I was never really that good at any of the other
Anyways, I'm not here with any sort of agenda. I like to think of
myself as the fun/independent single guy but I'm slowly starting to
admit that I might want something sort of real, relationship-wise.
That being said, I'm up for meeting anyone that I can make any sort
of connection with: I get along with pretty much everyone but it
takes a certain kind of person to really crack my shell all the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I hate that question. mostly because I currently work in retail but
my career aspirations are in a whole other league ...baby steps...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good dancer. Also I like to make people laugh
(depending on their sense of humor). And sometimes I can predict
what's going to be popular, in a totally unpretentious way.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm skinny. But maybe also that I'm stylish, cute,
and if I'm at work: way too qualified to be there (I should be an
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Too many... As far as books go, i used to read a lot. somehow,
though, between working full-time and drinking full-time (jk I only
drink part-time), I lost my ability to actually finish a novel all
the way through, I have a terrible habit of reading a book half-way
and then losing interest. I am determined to get back into it
though, I haz need to keep mah brain smart with dem books.
My favorite kinds of movies are super scary and/or weird or
absurdly funny and revolve around high school girls a la Mean Girls
(I know, I am such a cliche)
My musical taste is ever-evolving. I listen to music like I wear
shoes: I'll only have one or two artists/pairs that will last and
fulfill me until they are dead to me.
I also love tv. much like music, I'll get really into one show
until it'll eventually pitter off and become repetitive, I get sad
when good shows go on for too many seasons and become stale. Some
of my favs are: true blood, 30 rock, ugly betty, futurama, and
Lastly, despite popular belief, I love to eat. I pretty much am
always willing to finish people's unwanted food and I tend to gorge
myself when i get sad drunk. my fav's include sushi, pizza,
anything sweet (nutella soothes my soul).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music: I almost always have my headphones on en route. My taste
ranges from pop to indie pop, pretty much anything that makes me
move or that makes me emotional
cats: not going to lie, I just love em
magazines: mostly fashion but I often enjoy the trashy ones
bed: also self-explanatory
and a microwave: I don't normally cook so it's pretty much my main
source of nourishment. every once in a while, though... I like to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
fashion, boys, why is this person wearing what they're wearing,
fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, what is bark made of, why have
only two minutes past since i last checked my watch, lana del rey,
being at the beach, being anywhere that's not work, there's nothing
good on tv, dreading/anticipating the future, tgif, oh god it's
monday again, doesn't really make any difference because i work in
retail, people are so weird, the end of the world, did I lock my
door, power walking, cats, my hair, the chorus of whatever catchy
song is currently being played to its death, oh and the current
state of political unrest in the middle east
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with my best buds. although on more nights than I care to
admit, I can be caught watching tv in my high school gym shorts
with a table full of junk food. :0
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I enjoy crying
I have ugly moments
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