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26 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 18-35
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Nov 24
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I just moved to Brooklyn from San Francisco, not really sure what I'm looking for here other than something new and exciting.
Trying to describe myself is pretty awkward so I'll just let the rest of this profile speak for itself and maybe you'll get a better picture if we ever actually meet in person..

I try not to take myself too seriously, which I kind of have to since I tend to get really silly and immature at times but underneath all the stupid comments and inappropriate jokes is a really thoughtful and intelligent person (I was a creative writing major, mostly because I've always felt like i was really artsy and creative but I was never really that good at any of the other designated arts).

Anyways, I'm not here with any sort of agenda. I like to think of myself as the fun/independent single guy but I'm slowly starting to admit that I might want something sort of real, relationship-wise. That being said, I'm up for meeting anyone that I can make any sort of connection with: I get along with pretty much everyone but it takes a certain kind of person to really crack my shell all the way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I hate that question. mostly because I currently work in retail but my career aspirations are in a whole other league steps...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good dancer. Also I like to make people laugh (depending on their sense of humor). And sometimes I can predict what's going to be popular, in a totally unpretentious way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm skinny. But maybe also that I'm stylish, cute, and if I'm at work: way too qualified to be there (I should be an eccentric millionaire)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many... As far as books go, i used to read a lot. somehow, though, between working full-time and drinking full-time (jk I only drink part-time), I lost my ability to actually finish a novel all the way through, I have a terrible habit of reading a book half-way and then losing interest. I am determined to get back into it though, I haz need to keep mah brain smart with dem books.

My favorite kinds of movies are super scary and/or weird or absurdly funny and revolve around high school girls a la Mean Girls (I know, I am such a cliche)

My musical taste is ever-evolving. I listen to music like I wear shoes: I'll only have one or two artists/pairs that will last and fulfill me until they are dead to me.

I also love tv. much like music, I'll get really into one show until it'll eventually pitter off and become repetitive, I get sad when good shows go on for too many seasons and become stale. Some of my favs are: true blood, 30 rock, ugly betty, futurama, and more.

Lastly, despite popular belief, I love to eat. I pretty much am always willing to finish people's unwanted food and I tend to gorge myself when i get sad drunk. my fav's include sushi, pizza, anything sweet (nutella soothes my soul).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music: I almost always have my headphones on en route. My taste ranges from pop to indie pop, pretty much anything that makes me move or that makes me emotional
cats: not going to lie, I just love em
magazines: mostly fashion but I often enjoy the trashy ones too
friends: self-explanatory
bed: also self-explanatory
and a microwave: I don't normally cook so it's pretty much my main source of nourishment. every once in a while, though... I like to bake ^_^
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
fashion, boys, why is this person wearing what they're wearing, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, what is bark made of, why have only two minutes past since i last checked my watch, lana del rey, being at the beach, being anywhere that's not work, there's nothing good on tv, dreading/anticipating the future, tgif, oh god it's monday again, doesn't really make any difference because i work in retail, people are so weird, the end of the world, did I lock my door, power walking, cats, my hair, the chorus of whatever catchy song is currently being played to its death, oh and the current state of political unrest in the middle east
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with my best buds. although on more nights than I care to admit, I can be caught watching tv in my high school gym shorts with a table full of junk food. :0
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy crying

I have ugly moments
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