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33 San Diego, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 17
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Dance like no one is watching television.
Love like you love some stupid sports team.
Sing like you know they can fix this with auto-tune later.
Live somewhere where you won't have a really bad commute.
What I’m doing with my life
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Mostly forgetting that I'm not 19 anymore.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being modest. I'm like the most modest person ever. I'll out-modest the shit out of you or anyone else. I have tons of modesty trophies which I shine to be super reflective, and I just sit there and stare at my beautiful, modest face in them all day. Also, dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm currently on fire. It's hard to miss.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I rank them somewhere between pencils and teacher's dirty looks.

Movies: I normally watch the acting and fast-forward past the boring sex scenes, although I hear there are non-pornographic movies as well? That might save me some work there.

Shows: Yeah, I like those.

Music: Mostly Dixieland jazz and dubstep. Preferably mashed-up. The more ear blood, the better.

Food: I eat that shit like daily.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
B Batteries
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Humor, humanity, hummingbirds, hummus, humming, humping.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing rad shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm addicted to houndstooth. I tried self-treating using plaid as a kind of tartan methadone, but it only made things worse. Before I knew it, I was doing deplorable acts just to get a quick fix off of a plaid/houndstooth pattern swatch. After I robbed the Goodwill, I knew it was time to get help.

These days I'm better. I only indulge in the occasional herringbone jacket, but I have things under control.
You should message me if
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You think the world is basically a ridiculous place, and you love it for that reason.

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