When I eat apples, I eat the whole thing; core and all.
In June, I went back to America after 16 months of teaching English as a second language in good, ole' Korea. I was home for seven months and I was miserable. Now I'm back!!
I'm a scrawny white dude in Seoul, I think it's pretty obvious that I'm a teacher. I'm not looking to live the 9-5 lifestyle. I'd rather gargle the pulpy remnants of my own testicles, after castrating myself with a rusty butter knife and mashing up the bloody accumulation in food processor, than work in another office. The world is way too big and interesting to waste away in a cubicle in Troy, New York for the rest of my life.
Staying in one place for too long makes me feel uncomfortable. I get bored easily and suffer from "the grass is greener" syndrome.
This song describes my dating life exceptionally well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWczDzmqVBI
And this song, too!