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dyst0piate

24 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like to dress oddly (but you noticed that). I like when other people dress oddly (but you assumed that). I also like when they don't, if they do it well (parentheses are here). But generally speaking, the things I like are odd. I'm an unabashed nerd that learned how to hang with the "cool kids." I have a loose definition of that phrase, and if you do too, we'll get along swimmingly. My current favorite term that I just discovered is sassive-aggressive. I listen to way too much j-rock and visual kei, and that's alright with me. Other people seem to be a bit less fond of it.

My entire existence is tongue-in-cheek and I take little to nothing seriously. I'm either really passionate about the things I like or a borderline nihilist. Or neither. Probably both. Fuck it.

Hi.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring it out. I live with a few other artsy / gothy folks in Logan Square, and my day-to-day is made up of talking to people on the phone and using my super sexy phone voice to convince them to buy shit. I do a bunch of other stuff too, and you'll find that out if you talk to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I dunno. I like technology, clothes, and music, and I have a degree of skill in things related to my interests; designing/sewing, singing, etc. Jack of all trades, y'know? Although "all" is a bit of an exaggeration.

Loosely self-deprecating humor is my bread and butter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Does that asshole have a topknot? And what's up with his pants?"

Respectively;
Yes.
I made them, fuck you. Drop crotch is best crotch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Check out this list of some artists I like. If you lose yourself in the pretentious name-dropping you might gloss over the japanophile red flags.

Archive, Astronautalis, BATS, Bauhaus, Bohren & Der Club of Gore, Burial, Children of Nova, Cinema Strange, Coheed and Cambria, Danger, The Dead Kennedys, The Dear Hunter, Depeche Mode, Deru, edIT, The Faint, The Felix Culpa, Fest Vainqueur, Forgive Durden, Gazillion, The Gentle Guest, Janne Da Arc, JAM Project, Joy Division, Kaizers Orchestra, Kashiwa Daisuke, La Dispute, Lillies and Remains, Malice Mizer, Miyavi, Monzano, Protest the Hero, The Protomen, Savages, The Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Sound Horizon, This Town Needs Guns, Unexpect, The Venetia Fair, Venetian Snares, World's End Girlfriend

I also love everything Warren Ellis, notably Transmetropolitan. I'm a sucker for SF, cyberpunk, speculative future fiction, that sort of thing. The present is boring in comparison to the infinite promise of the future.

I don't watch that much anime considering my Japanophile status, but it's still more than most people watch. It usually involves robots. Or it's Attack On Titan or Sword Art Online or something. If you watch Avatar / Korra we can be friends. I will make Frisky Dingo and Archer references with reckless abandon until the day Adam Reed slaps my entire existence with a copyright infringement lawsuit. Game of Thrones and Bob's Burgers are cool, and so are lots of other things.

Also I have an obnoxious computer with a dual-monitor setup and one of those monitors is a 50 inch TV and it's mounted to my wall. So, I kinda play a lotta vidyagames. Rarely fps, usually rpg or hack and slash things. Whatever gives me an excuse to hit shit with a sword. Lately it's a borderline obscene amount of Dark Souls or Demon's Souls. I have a problem.

I skipped over more things than I could hope to count and this is still way too long. Just talk to me about this stuff, I could go on for eternity about media in its various forms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Music
-General survival things
I mean beyond that, I adapt pretty well. I can live without most things, but I'd rather not.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Music running through my head always forever
-Where the hell did I put my e-cig?
-Clothes that are most likely black and drapey
-How cool it would be to not have to worry about money
-How awesome my closet would be if that were the case
-How gender roles are bullshit and a certain type of clothing should not be relegated to any particular gender, because fuck you skirts are unisex
-What motivates other people to do what they do in their daily lives (people watching)
-The future
-Okay seriously, what the shit did I do with that fucking e-cig?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from work and absorbing media like a sponge. Or looking for plans to make it an atypical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to be really fat, now I'm not. Body image issues abound. I can't remember how I answered like any of the questions on here. I accidentally take most of my selfies at a 3/4 profile and I think it's because that's my favorite angle to draw when I do that sort of thing. Androgyny makes my kokoro go all dokidoki n' shit. I'm more nerd than goth guy but I wear weird black clothes and there are a lot of nerds in the goth scene, so it mostly works out. None of this is private and I don't give a shit.
You should message me if
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Here are some things:
-You have a thing for guys in black (I'm actually really nice and very talkative)
-You're hoping I'll message you first, because that's unlikely. Women get enough unread messages from creeps on here, I don't intend to clog your inbox.
-Some people enjoy the number 420. I'm one of them. Let's dab.
-You want to play Demon's / Dark Souls. Seriously if you play the Souls games I might love you.
-You want to spend hours watching cartoons or playing video games and talking over them excitedly.
-Black holes living in the side of your face, razor wire spinning around your blistering sky.

I'm probably too cool for you (no I'm not), you're *definitely* too cool for me (probablymaybe), and neither of us give a fuck (notasingleone).