Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've recently moved back from two years working in Wellington.
Which is a city in New Zealand. The capital city, in fact.
I make stuff. I write code for a living and make music for fun. I
am a moody bastard, but most people seem to like me well enough, so
I guess I mustn't be too bad.
I'm married! To an awesome lady! You'd like her. She lives in
Auckland, which is pretty lame. Auckland's ok, it's just not where
my job is. We have what you might call an open relationship. Cool,
eh? Feel free to ask me about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do software development these days for a day job.
I make music under the name Lorendz.
Also, I'm waiting for the world to end. Not actually the world, and
not actually 'end'... sort of just slide into chaos and decay. I'm
getting ready for the post-apocalyptic scenario. Not actually
'getting ready', but you know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being slow. For some reason I pass through life
sloooooowly. I mean, everything I do! Wake up, go to sleep, work,
talk, sex ... okay, sometimes I have fast sex. I think it is my
third biggest flaw, after my enormous ego and my lack of self
discipline. Well, I may have an enormous ego, but I am a bit
lacking in self-confidence, so that's not my biggest flaw. Oh, work
My hugs are often remarked upon. I give good hugs. And shoulder
rubs, though I can be a bit strong for some.
Some people like my music. Not all of them are related to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. You see, if you look closely into the centre of my eyes,
you can see the last moments of human civilisation crumbling. It's
beautiful, and strangely captivating. Many do not return from a
deep gaze into my eyes.
I'm just fucking with ya. You tell me, what's the first thing you
PS. Everyone know moobs grow underground, like tubers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't know. I watch a lot of film, I'd like to think I have
I make electronic music, but listen to fricken everything, almost.
Except opera. I can listen to, like, one aria (?) at a time, but I
won't listen to an entire story told entirely by bad classical
music. You can't make me. I shan't.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My beautiful wife, interesting data
and the people to argue over it with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things and stuff, mostly. A little philosophy, a little flesh, a
lot of technical and a lot of music.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing things. Friday nights are good. Or going to bed early and
sleeping. Sleeping is good.
Tonight I am not sleeping. Never again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm an ok cupid member. We're all safe here.
You should message me if
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Also, if you find me
utterly fascinating and want to absorb yourself more in my
crazy, kooky world. I
can understand why you think
To be honest, I can barely get enough of me myself
By this point in the profile, everyone involved is bored of reading
all those words. No more words! Only use EMOTICONS! ^_^
Protip: don't edit your profile after 12pm. You'll regret it in the
Also, as I said before, I'm married. Which is cool, you should
totally try it. And though my profile says I'm looking for 'casual
sex', obviously that's very much dependent on my wife's approval
There, that'll stop you crazed horndogs from harassing me so much!
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