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dzollinger

31 Wellington, New Zealand Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
8′ 4″ (2.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've recently moved to Wellington. Which is a city in New Zealand. The capital city, in fact. I don't know too many people here, so I'm basically interested in making friends. That live in Wellington.

I make stuff. I write code for a living and make music for fun. I am a moody bastard, but most people seem to like me well enough, so I guess I mustn't be too bad.

I'm married! To an awesome lady! You'd like her. She lives in Auckland, which is pretty lame. Auckland's ok, it's just not where my job is. We have what you might call an open relationship. Cool, eh? Feel free to ask me about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do web development these days for a day job.

I make music under the name Lorendz.

Also, I'm waiting for the world to end. Not actually the world, and not actually 'end'... sort of just slide into chaos and decay. I'm getting ready for the post-apocalyptic scenario. Not actually 'getting ready', but you know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being slow. For some reason I pass through life sloooooowly. I mean, everything I do! Wake up, go to sleep, work, talk, sex ... okay, sometimes I have fast sex. I think it is my third biggest flaw, after my enormous ego and my lack of self discipline. Well, I may have an enormous ego, but I am a bit lacking in self-confidence, so that's not my biggest flaw. Oh, work it out!

My hugs are often remarked upon. I give good hugs. And shoulder rubs, though I can be a bit strong for some.

Some people like my music. Not all of them are related to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. You see, if you look closely into the centre of my eyes, you can see the last moments of human civilisation crumbling. It's beautiful, and strangely captivating. Many do not return from a deep gaze into my eyes.

I'm just fucking with ya. You tell me, what's the first thing you notice?

PS. Everyone know moobs grow underground, like tubers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't know. I watch a lot of film, I'd like to think I have decent taste.

I make electronic music, but listen to fricken everything, almost. Except opera. I can listen to, like, one aria (?) at a time, but I won't listen to an entire story told entirely by bad classical music. You can't make me. I shan't.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My beautiful wife, interesting data and the people to argue over it with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things and stuff, mostly. A little philosophy, a little flesh, a lot of technical and a lot of music.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing things. Friday nights are good. Or going to bed early and sleeping. Sleeping is good.

Tonight I am not sleeping. Never again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm an ok cupid member. We're all safe here.
You should message me if
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you're you,

Also, if you find me utterly fascinating and want to absorb yourself more in my crazy, kooky world. I can understand why you think I'm so interesting. To be honest, I can barely get enough of me myself!

By this point in the profile, everyone involved is bored of reading all those words. No more words! Only use EMOTICONS! ^_^

Protip: don't edit your profile after 12pm. You'll regret it in the morning.

Also, as I said before, I'm married. Which is cool, you should totally try it. And though my profile says I'm looking for 'casual sex', obviously that's very much dependent on my wife's approval and agreement.

There, that'll stop you crazed horndogs from harassing me so much!