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relic1986

29 Burlington, VT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My username is an anagram of my first name and last initial, plus the year I was born. I was born and raised in southern Vermont. Went to college in Maine for two years, then moved to this lovely city of Burlington. I love Vermont and the great outdoors. I much prefer mountains to skyscrapers. I also prefer swimming holes to pools. I enjoy riding my bike, swimming, hiking, camping, and skiing. I also enjoy going to the movies, but have been greatly disappointed with what Hollywood has been producing in the last decade and a half.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I work full-time, and that's fun. I'm waiting to get my car to 200k miles before I get a new one. I'm trying to eat right and exercise correctly. Between all that I like to write short stories and read books. Currently I'm reading A Song of Ice and Fire. Even though fantasy is not my favorite genre I love Game of Thrones and can't wait until the next season. I'm also making an attempt to teach myself computer programming & web design.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and finding humor in any situation.
Useless movie trivia.
Parallel parking
Customer service
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes. The fact that I'm quiet. My smile?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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1984, Catcher in the Rye, Ender's Game, Calvin and Hobbes, The Rum Diary.

Wayne's World, The Big Lebowski, Ghostbusters, the Goonies, Flight of the Navigator, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, Lion King, The Cable Guy, the Princess Bride, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Shawshank Redemption, Spaceballs, Spies Like Us.

For music: The New Deal, Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, Sublime, Nirvana, the Beatles, Bad Religion, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix

Lost, South Park, Seinfeld, Game of Thrones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Books
Vermont
Intimacy
My family/friends
Freedom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Something funny I remembered. This causes me to laugh out loud for no reason.

Some really deep shit like the universe and the nature of reality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday. And since I work Saturday morning, I usually go to bed at my normal time. Although I do enjoy 90's night at Metronome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep naked.
You should message me if
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you find me interesting and would like to know more.