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26 Forest Hill, MD Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:34pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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ig: michaelmilano

Originally from OCNJ as a kid, good ol' Harford County as an adolescent, then I moved around a lot. places i've lived: Baltimore, Orlando, Tampa, London, Wales, North Carolina, Princeton, Oxford, Philly, San Francisco, and Napa Valley. My passport is a little slutty, it gets around.



I'm looking for an educated, funny, adventurous woman with some stability in her life who wants more than the daily specials at the bar. I have a serious wanderlust for life and I want to find someone as excited to experience the world as I am. Communication and honesty are key. Respect is paramount.

Absolutely love traveling, love adventures, (see 6 things I can't do without haha) The prospect of adventure is what keeps me going and has caused me to make some of the worst and best choices in my life thus far. It's like... it's like being indiana jones, and someone hands you a hat and a whip. How the hell do you say no to that? You don't. You just go.

love me some tattoos. have a few, want more.

Crazy weakness for pretty eyes. Even crazier weakness for a girl with pretty eyes and pretty hair.

If you have pretty blue eyes and long hair, you are literally my kryptonite. Or... basically any woman with an irish or U.K. region-ish accent. dear lord. love it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a software engineer in the Pharmaceutical software sector which requires me to travel a bit, but lets me work from home most of the time, and I really like what I do. I get to see new places, meet new people, make incredible memories and seriously grow as a professional. I'm talkin serious knowledge acquisition along the way. Never stop learning homies, that's where the real power is.

I'm a big Flyers fan too. Love me some NHL. Don't flip shit on me if you're a Caps or a Penguins fan. There's not enough hockey fans out there to begin with, I respect you for just loving the sport haha.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, singing, software and computers, drums, ukulele, rifle building, hunting, motorcycles, motor repairs, typical dude stuff. blah blah blah... i don't want to sound conceited..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and my hair I suppose; Salt and Pepper hair at my age can be a blessing and a curse lol

And... probably that my clothes don't match. I'm not trying to be ironic with my fashion statements, I just can't see like.. half the colors you can. I'm very colorblind. I don't always match. Like for high school, we had to wear sport coats, and I wore one almost every day that I thought was tan.

Nope. It wasn't. It was bright Nickelodeon orange. Smooth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Right now, these are the last 5 songs that played on my itunes..
Michael Buble pandora station (I love big band and crooner music)

The Poignant Epic Saga of Featherhead and Lucky Lack - Blues Traveler

The City, The 1975,

Natural Born Chaos - Soilwork, and believe it or not,

Caprice #5 by Paganini played by Monty Brown. Go figure, I like classy things.

I like all kinds of music, but I'm partial to classic big band crooner music like Sinatra and Dean Martin and all those guys. I'm a big country fan too.
And I don't just 'like' all kinds of music. At certain points in my life, I've gone ahead and sincerely dunked my fat head into the tank of each genre. I'm not a fairweather musician or music apprecia-nato, I really do love each and every style for it's own reasons. Except gangster rap. Can't get into it. (Yeah, just mashed up appreciation and aficionado. Suck one.)

food? I. Eat. Everything. Call me Dick Roman.

ARCHER. and supernatural. and bones and chuck and burn notice and white collar and firefly and farscape and dexter and futurama and sooo many more. More? Ok. Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Eastbound and Down, Always Sunny, HIMYM, New Girl, Top Gear (British) Psych, 30 rock, Arrested Development, The IT Crowd, The Guild, Warehouse 13, (Yeah i'm a sci-fi nerd if you haven't guessed already,) and the show Too Cute from Animal planet. Because pupppies.

Game of Thrones, VEEP, Black Sails and DaVinci's Demons are quickly climbing my ranks too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Food
my car
my motorcycle
my family
the prospect of adventure

that was 6 but...
something to write with
the tools I've built

*quality company - extra bonus answer haha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things that I can't explain. I love figuring things out.

what paths to choose, all the eventualities that could potentially occur in the coming days or hours, how they effect what may happen after that, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out. Anywhere. Doing anything. There's appx. 3,000 friday nights left in my life. You think I'm gonna waste ANY of them? Hell, Cal Ripken Jr. played more BASEBALL games in a ROW than there are Friday nights left in my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sleep naked haha. I don't really have anything super private. Open book.
You should message me if
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if you have a sense of adventure, sponteneity, fun, etc. if you're genuine, if you're understanding, if you're driven... if you have goals and intend to meet them, if you care about your appearance and are attractive but know that it's not the most important thing in the world, etc. if you can keep up with me. not many can, i've looked; around the world, in fact. If you take yourself seriously enough to succeed in life but loosely enough to know that not everything is serious, we're good :) be attractive.

P.s. if you lie or you cheat... move on homegirl. I have 0 patience for that. You shouldn't have any patience for that shit either. That's for the 'youths', as Schmidt would say.