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eamer

43 / M / straight / Single

Sunnyvale, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Kids
Has children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am comical, unusual, and whimsical.

My Self-Summary

Here's me, A2Z:

A - affectionate, active, artsy, atheist, alphabetic

B - bright

C - clever, caring, creative, communicative

D - devoted, divorced, DVDs, drive-in movies

E - enthusiastic, energetic, easy going, emotionally available, eclectic

F - fun, frisky, friend, films, father

G - gracious, generous

H - happy, humorous, hopeful, hot tubs, honest

I - initiator, imaginative, improviser

J - jovial

K - kissing, kind

L - loyal, listener, lover, laughing, lucky, list oriented

M - musical, media

N - native of Boston, NPR

O - outgoing, original, optimistic, obsessive

P - passionate, playful, positive, proactive, performances, puns, progressive, political, pinball

Q - quirky, quick witted

R - relationship-ready, romantic, reliable, resourceful

S - sensual, sensitive, sexy, sentimental, sweet, silly, stable, slightly sarcastic, supportive

T - thoughtful, talkative, transparent, test taker

U - unique

V - vivacious

W - warm, witty, writer

X - xxx-rated

Y - youthful

Z - zany

I have eclectic taste in music and love movies. I am passionate about media and politics. I'm an NPR junkie.

I am a humanist soufflé flavored with Jewish spices.

I cook the best chili you ever had.

I am the luckiest person you will ever meet. I have received kindness when I needed it, and have been able to offer kindness when needed.

I put curry on my popcorn and improvise when I cook.

My jukebox ranges from Beatles to Animaniacs to Hayseed Dixie to Gershwin to Frantic Flintstones to just about anything else. I am looking forward to how you will expand my collection.

My cable is turned off, but I am addicted to DVDs.

I'll make you smile every day.

I have a dry sense of humor and people take me far to seriously.

I am totally addicting.

What I’m doing with my life

Right now I have become addicted to taking tests on OKCupid. I am looking for a test to determine what kind of tests I like to take.

H-E-L-P!!!!

(I also write, follow Boston sports teams, listen to music, play with my kids and obsessively follow the campaign.)

I’m really good at

Listening.

Admitting my mistakes.

Forgetting your mistakes.

Forgiveness.

Missing your signals - (tell me what you mean - PLEASE!!!)

Massage (does every guy say this?)

Computer geek stuff.

Making chili, popcorn and chocolate chip cookies.

Understanding what makes you special.

Saying the wrong thing at the right time.

Saying the right thing at the wrong time.

Falling asleep when driving.

Creating complex systems.

Calming a crying baby.

Taking care of you.

Being in love.

The first things people usually notice about me

I am the very model of a cartoon individual. My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

You can listen to my Launchcast station at http://music.yahoo.com/lc/?rt=0&rp1=0&rp2=1002789112. I have rated over 18,000 songs, artists and albums, so it will give you a pretty good feel for what I like.

Off the top of my head (and isn't that the way you should do these lists?)

Books: Not an avid reader. Books I have enjoyed include: * Lolita * Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep * Even Fairy Tales Fade * Bliss * Jonathan Livinston Seagal * The Complete Peanuts, Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes * Ten thousand comic books

Movies: * Charlie Chaplain - City Lights, Great Dictator * Frank Capra/Jimmy Stuart collaborations: You Can't Take It With You, It's A Wonderful Life, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington * Amile * the Princess Bride * Stranger than Fiction * The Aristocrats (finger snap) * Lord Of The Rings trilogy * the Graduate * Woody Allen - Annie Hall, Crimes and Mistermeaners, Manhatten, Love and Death, the early comedies * Harold Ramis - Bedazzled, Groundhog Day, Multiplicity, Stripes * the Marx Brothers * Double Indemnity * Mel Brooks - the Producers, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles * Orsen Wells - Citizen Kane, the Stranger * Singing in the Rain/Clockwork Orange * Trouble in Mind * Blade Runner * Dr. Strangelove * Pixar - Toy Story, Bugs Life, Wall-E * Brad Bird - Ratatouille * Iron Giant * Incredibles * Lawrence of Arabia * Spiderman 2, Batman Begins and Dark Knight

TV: * 24 (I know... bad, bad me... but... it's soooooo good!) Food Network * Daily Show * Colbert Report * Star Trek * Twilight Zone * The Prisoner * Twin Peaks * Soap * Black Adder * The Dick Van Dyke Show * The Honeymooners * the Monkees * SCTV * Six Feet Under * Get Smart * Arrested Development

Cartoons: * Rocky and Bullwinkle * Chuck Jones - Bugs Bunny, What's Opera Doc, Duck Amuck * the Simpsons/Futurama (Yes they peaked a long time ago, but... you gotta give them props) * Fleicher Superman * Batman:TAS * Justice League International * Animaniacs

Music: George Gershwin (Rhapsody In Blue) * Bob Dylan * Paul Simon * Laurie Anderson * Joni Mitchel * Louis Armstrong * Simon and Garfunkle * The Beatles * John Lennon * George Harrison * Lou Reed * Velvet Underground * Suzanne Vega * David Bowie * Ella Fitzgerald * Dr. Demento * Dogzilla * Antony and the Johnsons * Ray Charles * The Who * The Kinks * Pete Seeger * Bob Seger * Django Reinhardt * Firesign Theatre * Harry Chapin * Richie Havens * Benny Goodman * Chris Isaak * Cibo Matto * Chuck Berry (great 28) * the Monkees * Mike Nesmith * Willie Nelson * Morphine * Randy Newman * Nina Simone * Hayseed Dixie and the song you sing softly in the night when you think I'm asleep.

Comedians: Julia Sweeney * George Carlin * Woody Allen * George Burns * Abbott and Costello * Eddie Izzard * Penn and Teller * Dave Chappelle * Richard Pryor * George Bush * Sarah Palin * Groucho

Radio: Wait, Wait - Don't Tell Me * This American Life * Dr. Demento * Selected Shorts * NPR News Shows

Food: * Sushi * Chocolate * Melons * Chili * Steak and Mashed Potatoes * Eggplant Parmagean * Pho * My father's homemade chocolate chip cookies * Anything you cook for me!!!

The six things I could never do without

My mistresses...

Hope: As much as I try to leave her, Hope keeps returning. She is the cruelest mistress, but, in truth... I miss her when she's gone.

Charity: If an Athiest can be blessed, then I have been blessed by having Charity in my life when I've needed her. Charity and I do not have a monogomous relationship, and I have to admit, I really enjoy sharing her with others.

Faith: I love her for her unwavering beleif in the kindness of the human spirit.

Love: My constant companion (although, I warn you - she is both jealous and generous).

Honor: Um... never mind.

...and a $20 bill in case of an emergency and a lottery ticket in case.

(I am avoiding Destiny because I hear she can be a real bitch...)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

OKCupid tests.

The next election.

Today.

My kids.

Why half the world is lonely when the other half is lonely to and we just can't get it together.

What to do with my lottery winnings.

The complexities and contradictions of human nature.

On a typical Friday night I am

Square dancing with my kids.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Public confession holds little interest for me. Ask me what you want to know. I have a compulsion for telling the truth. This tendency gets me in trouble - often.

(((OOOO... COP OUT ANSWER!!!!)))

Really? Okay... How about... Every time I buy a lottery ticket, I really believe I'm going to win, and then feel genuine disappointment when I don't. (This message might change after the drawing next Friday night.)

My brain and body wants me to be polyamorous, but my heart doesn't.

I want to make Waiting For Godot with Bugs Bunny as Vladimir, Daffy Duck as Estragon, Foghorn Leghorn as Pozzo, Porky Pig as Lucky, and the little chicken with glasses as the boy. I think this is what Beckett had in mind...

I developed a formula to determine the healthiness of emotional reaction to stimulus - possible the most significant breakthrough in the understanding of human psyche in over fifty years - but the cat peed on it.

The given autonomy of any individual is dependent upon the governing authority.

The Chuck Berry song Memphis makes me cry.

Editors

You should message me if

I make you smile.

You don't mind stream of conscious messages that can meander. My mind works fast and so do my fingers. I don't beleive in editing personal correspondants, other than for spelling, grammar or clarity. In other words, you get the un-edited me right from the get go.

You don't beleive in first dates. You know, where you try to look and act your best so the other person really likes you. Bleg. I'm me. You be you. Maybe we'll like each other, maybe we won't. But at least you know that I'll be the same person on the first date and our 25th anniversary. (shudder)