OkCupid | eamer / 45 / M / Los Banos, California

My self-summary

I am looking for my muse. Someone I can have long intellectual discussions about religion, politics, life, the socio-economic system, movies, music and more. Someone who will inspire me to write my manifesto, who might even want to collaborate with me on such topics as:

- A mathematical formula that determines if the response to an emotional stimuli is healthy
- An alternative to the education system based in peer teaching
- A socially conscious capitalism that combines the best elements of capitalism and socialism
- The difference between democracy and a representative democracy

There is more, but we can talk about those together.

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Here's me, A2Z:

A - affectionate, active, artsy, atheist, alphabetic

B - bright

C - clever, caring, creative, communicative

D - devoted, divorced, DVD collector, drive-in movie lover

E - enthusiastic, energetic, easy going, emotionally available, eclectic

F - fun, frisky, fine friend, film buff, father

G - gracious, generous

H - happy, humorous, hopeful, hot tub soaker, honest

I - initiator, imaginative, improviser

J - jovial

K - kissing bandit, kind

L - loyal, listener, lover, laugher, lucky, list oriented

M - musical, media

N - native of Boston, NPR follower, Netflix streaming

O - outgoing, original, optimistic, obsessive (see alphabetic personality list in OKCupid profile for eamer)

P - passionate, playful, positive, proactive, performance oriented, pun originator, progressive, political, pinball wizard wannabe

Q - quirky, quick witted

R - relationship-ready, romantic, reliable, resourceful, rant prone (see pretzel rant in next section of Self Summery)

S - sensual, sensitive, sexy, sentimental, sweet, silly, stable, slightly sarcastic, supportive, self-referential (see 'O' and 'R' entries in alphabetic list section of Self Summery in OKCupid profile for eamer)

T - thoughtful, talkative, transparent, test taker

U - unique

V - vivacious

W - warm, witty, writer

X - xxx-rated

Y - youthful

Z - zany

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I have eclectic taste in music and love movies. I am passionate about media and politics. I'm an NPR junkie.

I am a humanist soufflé flavored with Jewish spices.

I cook the best chili you ever had.

I am the luckiest person you will ever meet. I have received kindness when I needed it, and have been able to offer kindness when needed.

I put curry on my popcorn and improvise when I cook.

My jukebox ranges from Beatles to Animaniacs to Hayseed Dixie to Gershwin to Frantic Flintstones to just about anything else. I am looking forward to how you will expand my collection.

My cable is turned off. I was addicted to DVDs. I am currently addicted to Netflix Streaming.

I'll make you smile every day. I might make you laugh. I will almost certainly make you think. I will probably irritate you. It is possible you are already irritated. Or amused. Probably both. Welcome to my world. And yet you keep reading. What is it with you? How much of this can you take? I know... I know... It's like eating pretzels... Not the good ones you get from a street vendor or hot from one of the shops on the mall. I'm talking about the store kind in the noisy bag. The ones with to much salt. Some people would say they are not even real pretzels. Who knows... Maybe you like pretzels. Someone has to by buying them. And isn't that what we're all on here for? To find that one person who likes our dry, salty, stale twists? That one person who wants more? But I digress... (That was a Pretzel Rant twisted by Pretzel Logic. NOW do you understand why I am single? Sigh.)

I have a dry sense of humor and people take me far to seriously.

I am totally addicting.

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Undeniable Facts About Me
If you can agree with these, we will get along just fine...
* I am thinning. Noticeably. Not balding. Just... Thinning...
* I am not color blind. I am color deficient. There is a difference.
* I make the world's best chili.
* I am 5'4" - NOT 5'2" - (I will show you my license...)
* I look GREAT in hats, and should have a nice variety.
* I am not delusional.

I will, of course, be happy to reciprocate if you have your own list of undeniable facts.

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And finally, to keep with tradition...

I am comical, unusual, and whimsical...

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I am looking for my [[muse]]. Someone I can have long intellectual discussions about religion, politics, life, the socio-economic system, movies, music and more. Someone who will inspire me to write my manifesto, who might even want to collaborate with me on such topics as:

- A mathematical formula that determines if the response to an emotional stimuli is healthy
- An alternative to the education system based in peer teaching
- A socially conscious capitalism that combines the best elements of capitalism and socialism
- The difference between democracy and a representative democracy

There is more, but we can talk about those together.

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Here's me, A2Z:

A - [[affectionate]], [[active]], [[artsy]], [[atheist]], [[alphabetic]]

B - [[bright]]

C - [[clever]], [[caring]], [[creative]], [[communicative]]

D - [[devoted]], [[divorced]], [[DVD]] collector, [[drive-in movie]] lover

E - [[enthusiastic]], [[energetic]], [[easy going]], [[emotionally available]], [[eclectic]]

F - [[fun]], [[frisky]], fine [[friend]], [[film]] buff, [[father]]

G - [[gracious]], [[generous]]

H - [[happy]], [[humorous]], [[hopeful]], [[hot tub]] soaker, [[honest]]

I - [[initiator]], [[imaginative]], [[improviser]]

J - [[jovial]]

K - [[kissing]] bandit, [[kind]]

L - [[loyal]], [[listener]], [[lover]], [[laugher]], [[lucky]], [[list oriented]]

M - [[musical]], [[media]]

N - native of [[Boston]], [[NPR]] follower, [[Netflix]] streaming

O - [[outgoing]], [[original]], [[optimistic]], [[obsessive]] (see alphabetic personality list in OKCupid profile for <<eamer>>)

P - [[passionate]], [[playful]], [[positive]], [[proactive]], [[performance]] oriented, [[pun]] originator, [[progressive]], [[political]], [[pinball]] wizard wannabe

Q - [[quirky]], [[quick witted]]

R - [[relationship-ready]], [[romantic]], [[reliable]], [[resourceful]], [[rant]] prone (see [[pretzel]] rant in next section of Self Summery)

S - [[sensual]], [[sensitive]], [[sexy]], [[sentimental]], [[sweet]], [[silly]], [[stable]], slightly [[sarcastic]], [[supportive]], [[self-referential]] (see 'O' and 'R' entries in alphabetic list section of Self Summery in OKCupid profile for <<eamer>>)

T - [[thoughtful]], [[talkative]], [[transparent]], [[test taker]]

U - [[unique]]

V - [[vivacious]]

W - [[warm]], [[witty]], [[writer]]

X - [[xxx-rated]]

Y - [[youthful]]

Z - [[zany]]

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I have [[eclectic]] taste in [[music]] and love [[movies]]. I am passionate about [[media]] and [[politics]]. I'm an NPR junkie.

I am a [[humanist]] soufflé flavored with [[Jewish]] spices.

I [[cook]] the best chili you ever had.

I am the luckiest person you will ever meet. I have received [[kindness]] when I needed it, and have been able to offer kindness when needed.

I put [[curry]] on my [[popcorn]] and improvise when I cook.

My [[jukebox]] ranges from [[Beatles]] to [[Animaniacs]] to [[Hayseed Dixie]] to [[Gershwin]] to [[Frantic Flintstones]] to just about anything else. I am looking forward to how you will expand my collection.

My cable is turned off. I was addicted to DVDs. I am currently addicted to [[Netflix Streaming]].

I'll make you [[smile]] every day. I might make you laugh. I will almost certainly make you think. I will probably irritate you. It is possible you are already irritated. Or amused. Probably both. Welcome to my world. And yet you keep reading. What is it with you? How much of this can you take? I know... I know... It's like eating pretzels... Not the good ones you get from a street vendor or hot from one of the shops on the mall. I'm talking about the store kind in the noisy bag. The ones with to much salt. Some people would say they are not even real pretzels. Who knows... Maybe you like pretzels. Someone has to by buying them. And isn't that what we're all on here for? To find that one person who likes our dry, salty, stale twists? That one person who wants more? But I digress... (That was a Pretzel Rant twisted by Pretzel Logic. NOW do you understand why I am single? Sigh.)

I have a dry sense of humor and people take me far to seriously.

I am totally addicting.

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Undeniable Facts About Me
If you can agree with these, we will get along just fine...
* I am thinning. Noticeably. Not balding. Just... Thinning...
* I am not color blind. I am color deficient. There is a difference.
* I make the world's best chili.
* I am 5'4" - NOT 5'2" - (I will show you my license...)
* I look GREAT in hats, and should have a nice variety.
* I am not delusional.

I will, of course, be happy to reciprocate if you have your own list of undeniable facts.

<<* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *>>

And finally, to keep with tradition...

I am [[comical]], [[unusual]], and [[whimsical]]...

<<* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *>>

I am looking for my [[muse]]. Someone I can have long intellectual discussions about religion, politics, life, the socio-economic system, movies, music and more. Someone who will inspire me to write my manifesto, who might even want to collaborate with me on such topics as:

- A mathematical formula that determines if the response to an emotional stimuli is healthy
- An alternative to the education system based in peer teaching
- A socially conscious capitalism that combines the best elements of capitalism and socialism
- The difference between democracy and a representative democracy

There is more, but we can talk about those together.

<<* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *>>

Here's me, A2Z:

A - [[affectionate]], [[active]], [[artsy]], [[atheist]], [[alphabetic]]

B - [[bright]]

C - [[clever]], [[caring]], [[creative]], [[communicative]]

D - [[devoted]], [[divorced]], [[DVD]] collector, [[drive-in movie]] lover

E - [[enthusiastic]], [[energetic]], [[easy going]], [[emotionally available]], [[eclectic]]

F - [[fun]], [[frisky]], fine [[friend]], [[film]] buff, [[father]]

G - [[gracious]], [[generous]]

H - [[happy]], [[humorous]], [[hopeful]], [[hot tub]] soaker, [[honest]]

I - [[initiator]], [[imaginative]], [[improviser]]

J - [[jovial]]

K - [[kissing]] bandit, [[kind]]

L - [[loyal]], [[listener]], [[lover]], [[laugher]], [[lucky]], [[list oriented]]

M - [[musical]], [[media]]

N - native of [[Boston]], [[NPR]] follower, [[Netflix]] streaming

O - [[outgoing]], [[original]], [[optimistic]], [[obsessive]] (see alphabetic personality list in OKCupid profile for <<eamer>>)

P - [[passionate]], [[playful]], [[positive]], [[proactive]], [[performance]] oriented, [[pun]] originator, [[progressive]], [[political]], [[pinball]] wizard wannabe

Q - [[quirky]], [[quick witted]]

R - [[relationship-ready]], [[romantic]], [[reliable]], [[resourceful]], [[rant]] prone (see [[pretzel]] rant in next section of Self Summery)

S - [[sensual]], [[sensitive]], [[sexy]], [[sentimental]], [[sweet]], [[silly]], [[stable]], slightly [[sarcastic]], [[supportive]], [[self-referential]] (see 'O' and 'R' entries in alphabetic list section of Self Summery in OKCupid profile for <<eamer>>)

T - [[thoughtful]], [[talkative]], [[transparent]], [[test taker]]

U - [[unique]]

V - [[vivacious]]

W - [[warm]], [[witty]], [[writer]]

X - [[xxx-rated]]

Y - [[youthful]]

Z - [[zany]]

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I have [[eclectic]] taste in [[music]] and love [[movies]]. I am passionate about [[media]] and [[politics]]. I'm an NPR junkie.

I am a [[humanist]] soufflé flavored with [[Jewish]] spices.

I [[cook]] the best chili you ever had.

I am the luckiest person you will ever meet. I have received [[kindness]] when I needed it, and have been able to offer kindness when needed.

I put [[curry]] on my [[popcorn]] and improvise when I cook.

My [[jukebox]] ranges from [[Beatles]] to [[Animaniacs]] to [[Hayseed Dixie]] to [[Gershwin]] to [[Frantic Flintstones]] to just about anything else. I am looking forward to how you will expand my collection.

My cable is turned off. I was addicted to DVDs. I am currently addicted to [[Netflix Streaming]].

I'll make you [[smile]] every day. I might make you laugh. I will almost certainly make you think. I will probably irritate you. It is possible you are already irritated. Or amused. Probably both. Welcome to my world. And yet you keep reading. What is it with you? How much of this can you take? I know... I know... It's like eating pretzels... Not the good ones you get from a street vendor or hot from one of the shops on the mall. I'm talking about the store kind in the noisy bag. The ones with to much salt. Some people would say they are not even real pretzels. Who knows... Maybe you like pretzels. Someone has to by buying them. And isn't that what we're all on here for? To find that one person who likes our dry, salty, stale twists? That one person who wants more? But I digress... (That was a Pretzel Rant twisted by Pretzel Logic. NOW do you understand why I am single? Sigh.)

I have a dry sense of humor and people take me far to seriously.

I am totally addicting.

<<* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *>>

Undeniable Facts About Me
If you can agree with these, we will get along just fine...
* I am thinning. Noticeably. Not balding. Just... Thinning...
* I am not color blind. I am color deficient. There is a difference.
* I make the world's best chili.
* I am 5'4" - NOT 5'2" - (I will show you my license...)
* I look GREAT in hats, and should have a nice variety.
* I am not delusional.

I will, of course, be happy to reciprocate if you have your own list of undeniable facts.

<<* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *>>

And finally, to keep with tradition...

I am [[comical]], [[unusual]], and [[whimsical]]...

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What I’m doing with my life

Procrastinating.

Right now I have become addicted to taking tests on OKCupid. I am looking for a test to determine what kind of tests I like to take.

H-E-L-P!!!!

(I also write, follow Boston sports teams, listen to music, play with my kids and obsessively follow politics.)

Listening.

Admitting my mistakes.

Forgetting your mistakes.

Forgiveness.

Missing your signals - (tell me what you mean - PLEASE!!!)

Massage (does every guy say this?)

Computer geek stuff.

Making chili, popcorn and chocolate chip cookies.

Understanding what makes you special.

Saying the wrong thing at the right time.

Saying the right thing at the wrong time.

Falling asleep when driving.

Creating complex systems.

Calming a crying baby.

Taking care of you.

Being in love.

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The first things people usually notice about me

I am the very model of a cartoon individual. My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Off the top of my head (and isn't that the way you should do these lists?)

Books: Not an avid reader. Books I have enjoyed include: * Lolita * Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep * Even Fairy Tales Fade * Bliss * Jonathan Livinston Seagal * The Complete Peanuts, Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes * Ten thousand comic books

Movies: * Charlie Chaplain - City Lights, Great Dictator * Frank Capra/Jimmy Stuart collaborations: You Can't Take It With You, It's A Wonderful Life, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington * Amile * the Princess Bride * Stranger than Fiction * The Aristocrats (finger snap) * Lord Of The Rings trilogy * the Graduate * Woody Allen - Annie Hall, Crimes and Mistermeaners, Manhatten, Love and Death, the early comedies * Harold Ramis - Bedazzled, Groundhog Day, Multiplicity, Stripes * the Marx Brothers * Double Indemnity * Mel Brooks - the Producers, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles * Orsen Wells - Citizen Kane, the Stranger * Singing in the Rain/Clockwork Orange * Trouble in Mind * Blade Runner * Dr. Strangelove * Pixar - Toy Story, Bugs Life, Wall-E * Brad Bird - Ratatouille * Iron Giant * Incredibles * Lawrence of Arabia * Spiderman 2, Batman Begins and Dark Knight * Cloudy With A Chance For Meatballs * Inception

TV: * 24 (I know... bad, bad me... but... it's soooooo good!) Food Network * Daily Show * Colbert Report * Star Trek * Twilight Zone * The Prisoner * Twin Peaks * Soap * Black Adder * The Dick Van Dyke Show * The Honeymooners * the Monkees * SCTV * Six Feet Under * Get Smart * Arrested Development * Pushing Daisies

Cartoons: * Rocky and Bullwinkle * Chuck Jones - Bugs Bunny, What's Opera Doc, Duck Amuck * the Simpsons/Futurama (Yes they peaked a long time ago, but... you gotta give them props) * Fleicher Superman * Batman:TAS * Justice League International * Animaniacs

Music: George Gershwin (Rhapsody In Blue) * Bob Dylan * Paul Simon * Laurie Anderson * Joni Mitchel * Louis Armstrong * Simon and Garfunkle * The Beatles * John Lennon * George Harrison * Lou Reed * Velvet Underground * Suzanne Vega * David Bowie * Ella Fitzgerald * Dr. Demento * Dogzilla * Antony and the Johnsons * Ray Charles * The Who * The Kinks * Pete Seeger * Bob Seger * Django Reinhardt * Firesign Theatre * Harry Chapin * Richie Havens * Benny Goodman * Chris Isaak * Cibo Matto * Chuck Berry (great 28) * the Monkees * Mike Nesmith * Willie Nelson * Morphine * Randy Newman * Nina Simone * Hayseed Dixie * Carl Stalling * Original Soundtrack Recording of Ain't Misbehavin and the song you sing softly in the night when you think I'm asleep.

Comedians: Julia Sweeney * George Carlin * Woody Allen * George Burns * Abbott and Costello * Eddie Izzard * Penn and Teller * Dave Chappelle * Richard Pryor * George Bush * Sarah Palin * Groucho

Radio: Wait, Wait - Don't Tell Me * This American Life * Dr. Demento * Selected Shorts * NPR News Shows * Radio Labs

Food: * Sushi * Chocolate * Melons * Chili * Steak and Mashed Potatoes * Eggplant Parmagean * Pho * My father's homemade chocolate chip cookies * Anything you cook for me!!!

Off the top of my head (and isn't that the way you should do these lists?)

Books: Not an avid reader. Books I have enjoyed include: * [[Lolita]] * [[Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep]] * [[Even Fairy Tales Fade]] * [[Bliss]] * [[Jonathan Livinston Seagal]] * The Complete [[Peanuts]], [[Far Side]] and [[Calvin and Hobbes]] * Ten thousand [[comic books]]

Movies: * [[Charlie Chaplain]] - [[City Lights]], [[Great Dictator]] * [[Frank Capra]]/[[Jimmy Stuart]] collaborations: [[You Can't Take It With You]], [[It's A Wonderful Life]], [[Mr. Smith Goes To Washington]] * [[Amile]] * the [[Princess Bride]] * [[Stranger than Fiction]] * [[The Aristocrats]] (finger snap) * [[Lord Of The Rings]] trilogy * the [[Graduate]] * [[Woody Allen]] - [[Annie Hall]], [[Crimes and Mistermeaners]], [[Manhatten]], [[Love and Death]], the early comedies * [[Harold Ramis]] - [[Bedazzled]], [[Groundhog Day]], [[Multiplicity]], [[Stripes]] * the [[Marx Brothers]] * [[Double Indemnity]] * [[Mel Brooks]] - [[the Producers]], [[Young Frankenstein]], [[Blazing Saddles]] * [[Orsen Wells]] - [[Citizen Kane]], [[the Stranger]] * [[Singing in the Rain]]/[[Clockwork Orange]] * [[Trouble in Mind]] * [[Blade Runner]] * [[Dr. Strangelove]] * [[Pixar]] - [[Toy Story]], [[Bugs Life]], [[Wall-E]] * [[Brad Bird]] - [[Ratatouille]] * [[Iron Giant]] * [[Incredibles]] * [[Lawrence of Arabia]] * [[Spiderman 2]], [[Batman Begins]] and [[Dark Knight]] * [[Cloudy With A Chance For Meatballs]] * [[Inception]]

TV: * [[24]] (I know... bad, bad me... but... it's soooooo good!) [[Food Network]] * [[Daily Show]] * [[Colbert Report]] * [[Star Trek]] * [[Twilight Zone]] * [[The Prisoner]] * [[Twin Peaks]] * [[Soap]] * [[Black Adder]] * [[The Dick Van Dyke Show]] * [[The Honeymooners]] * [[the Monkees]] * [[SCTV]] * [[Six Feet Under]] * [[Get Smart]] * [[Arrested Development]] * [[Pushing Daisies]]

Cartoons: * [[Rocky and Bullwinkle]] * [[Chuck Jones]] - [[Bugs Bunny]], [[What's Opera Doc]], [[Duck Amuck]] * [[the Simpsons]]/[[Futurama]] (Yes they peaked a long time ago, but... you gotta give them props) * [[Fleicher]] [[Superman]] * [[Batman:TAS]] * [[Justice League International]] * [[Animaniacs]]

Music: [[George Gershwin]] ([[Rhapsody In Blue]]) * [[Bob Dylan]] * [[Paul Simon]] * [[Laurie Anderson]] * [[Joni Mitchel]] * [[Louis Armstrong]] * [[Simon and Garfunkle]] * [[The Beatles]] * [[John Lennon]] * [[George Harrison]] * [[Lou Reed]] * [[Velvet Underground]] * [[Suzanne Vega]] * [[David Bowie]] * [[Ella Fitzgerald]] * [[Dr. Demento]] * [[Dogzilla]] * [[Antony and the Johnsons]] * [[Ray Charles]] * [[The Who]] * [[The Kinks]] * [[Pete Seeger]] * [[Bob Seger]] * [[Django Reinhardt]] * [[Firesign Theatre]] * [[Harry Chapin]] * [[Richie Havens]] * [[Benny Goodman]] * [[Chris Isaak]] * [[Cibo Matto]] * [[Chuck Berry]] (great 28) * the [[Monkees]] * [[Mike Nesmith]] * [[Willie Nelson]] * [[Morphine]] * [[Randy Newman]] * [[Nina Simone]] * [[Hayseed Dixie]] * [[Carl Stalling]] * Original Soundtrack Recording of [[Ain't Misbehavin]] and the song you sing softly in the night when you think I'm asleep.

Comedians: [[Julia Sweeney]] * [[George Carlin]] * [[Woody Allen]] * [[George Burns]] * [[Abbott and Costello]] * [[Eddie Izzard]] * [[Penn and Teller]] * [[Dave Chappelle]] * [[Richard Pryor]] * [[George Bush]] * [[Sarah Palin]] * [[Groucho]]

Radio: [[Wait, Wait - Don't Tell Me]] * [[This American Life]] * [[Dr. Demento]] * [[Selected Shorts]] * [[NPR News Shows]] * [[Radio Labs]]

Food: * [[Sushi]] * [[Chocolate]] * [[Melons]] * [[Chili]] * [[Steak]] and [[Mashed Potatoes]] * [[Eggplant Parmagean]] * [[Pho]] * My father's homemade [[chocolate chip cookies]] * [[Anything you cook for me]]!!!