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eamer

45 / M / Straight / Single

Morgan Hill, California

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  • The Lover, Wife, Assassin, Boatman, Husband Guilt Test

    Hi! And welcome to the Lover, Wife, Assassin, Boatman, Husband Guilt Test. This is my first test, and to experiment with the tools I decided to g...

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Tests he’s taken (309)

TestHis resultYour result
The Dating Persona Test The Boy Next Door (RGLD) Take it!
The Slut Test 71% slut Take it!
The Death Test Dead at 74 Take it!
The IQ Adventure Test Math (132) Take it!
The Politics Test Strong Democrat Take it!
The Virgin Game 47% Accuracy (highest: 66%, average: 53%) Take it!
The Gaydar Test 75% Accuracy (highest: 75%, average: 75%) Take it!
The Chess Mess Test The King's Merchant Take it!
The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test 6 - the Questioner Take it!
The Ultra Ultimate Personality Test The Protector Take it!
The WILL YOU GET INSIDE MY PANTS Test Category 5 Take it!
The Do you want to see my pussy? Test Amateur! Take it!
The Commonly Confused Words Test English Genius Take it!
Mind vs Myth Test Atheist Take it!
The Why Are You Single Test Geek Take it!
The Free Boobs test C-Cup Take it!
The Psychopathy Test Not really a psycho Take it!
The 4-Variable IQ Test Verbal Take it!
The Beautiful Faces Test Charlize Theron Take it!
The 2-Variable Intuition Test You Are Stupid Take it!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Test Transylvanian! Take it!
The Hot/Crazy Scale Test The Ugly Friend That's "Fun" Take it!
Famous People as Kids Quiz The Diamond Take it!
The "How Would You Time Travel?" Test Citizen Take it!
The would you fuck me good Test Fuck Master Take it!
The Sci-fi movie quote Test Supreme Commander Take it!
What Spice Are You Test You are Sage! Take it!
The Ultimate Outer Space Quiz Martian Madness Take it!
The Sexual Purity Test Not Pure Take it!
Zombie Survival Course, Test 186 56% Knowledge Take it!
What kind of angel are you? The Shedu Take it!
The Do You Kick-Ass According to Ashley Test You two would get along pretty well Take it!
The Visual Challenges, Can You Pass This Test You failed! 38% of the Visual Challenges Solved! Take it!
The Hard like a Rock Intelligence Test Apprentice Magician Take it!
Paradox 100% Smart! Take it!
Do You Pass the Charlie Brooker Test? Essentially Unobjectionable Take it!
The Would You Like My Boobs Test Not even close Take it!
The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test The Harlequin Take it!
The Could You Date an Asian Girl Test Love You Long Time Take it!
The Public Understanding of Scientific Terms and Concepts Test 76% Understanding! Take it!
The Rule a Country Test Social Democracy Take it!
The Are You a Patriotic American? Test Patriotic Take it!
The what country do you belong in Test Ukraine Take it!
The How Strict Are Your Morals Test Consequentialist Take it!
The Hitler/Bush Quotes Test You scored an 77 of a possible 100. If I were female, I would have to say "my bush doesn't start wars" Take it!
The CAN YOU TAKE OVER THE WORLD Test Your MAJESTY Take it!
The Liberal Loon or Right Wing Nut Test Left of Center Take it!
The Achievable Political Office Test Senator Take it!
The How easily you get turned on Test Kinda difficult Take it!
Find Your Candidate - 2008 Election Quiz Barack Obama (Democratic Party) Take it!
Communication Ethics Test Improving Take it!
The Do You Like Curvy Women Test Curvy Lover!!! Take it!
The Angel or Demon Test Fae Take it!
The How OCD Are You? Test Happy Hippy Take it!
The How Annoying Is Your Profile? Test Needs Improvement Take it!
The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test Vocabulary Vixen! Take it!
The Director Who Films Your Life Test Ingmar Bergman Take it!
The Proofreading Test Average Take it!
The Arrested Development Test Category 3 Take it!
The Color Code Test Color Code: BLUE: The Social Butterfly Take it!
Female Anatomy Expertise Test 73% Expert! Take it!
The Deal Breaker Test Respectable standards Take it!
Four traits in Bed, "wanna know yours test"? The Untouchable! Take it!
The 9-Variable Humor Intelligence Test Politically Amused Take it!
The Best Thing About You Test Honesty Take it!
The Are You Emotionally Hot or Cold? Test Withdrawn Take it!
What kind of beaver is right for you? The Giant Beaver Take it!
The which philosophy suits your personality? Test Cogito Ergo Sum, by Descartes Take it!
The Five Love Languages Test Quality Time Take it!
The Trekkie Test Trekkie Appreciator Take it!
The Do You Know What Women Want Test 71 % Knowing - Somewhat Knowing Take it!
The How Did They Commit Suicide Test 60% Suicidal Take it!
The TV Character Family Name Test Neilsen Family Take it!
The 20 QUESTION DMV DRIVERS Test 90 % __TEST DRIVER! Take it!
The date, fuck, befriend, or kill Test 28 likeability - the friend Take it!
The Mel Brooks Quote Test 81 Quotes from Mel Brook's movies Take it!
The can you handle sex with me Test 100% Take it!
The Are you as smart as you think you are Test - Smart!! Good job!! Take it!
The Oddly Judgemental Test 44 Squids, 30 Cannibals, 40 Shoes, 41 Take it!
The How Philosophical Are You? Test 16 - Artist Take it!
The are you a GREAT first date Test 100 % likeability, 100 % sanity Take it!
The 5 Question "Worst Villian For You" Test Michael Myers Take it!
The Your Type of Girl Test The Girl Next Door Take it!
The Which CRAYOLA color are You? Test Plum Take it!
The Cartoon Shmartoon Test 424 Tube Boob 175 Tube Newb Take it!
The Could you get me into bed? Test 69% Seduction - Let's Try this Take it!
The Are You a Threat to National Security? Test 26 % Threat - The Traitor at Heart Take it!
The What's your price Test $250,000 Take it!
The TRUTH! You Can't Handle the TRUTH! Or Can You? NEW!!! Test 71% Take it!
The Realness measurement Test I am 55 real Take it!
The Are You A Born Dominant? Test 32% Dominant Take it!
The Are You A Born Submissive Test 27% Submissive Take it!
The Just how WILD would you be in bed? Test 60 Sexual Fantasy, 56 Kinkiness - Take it!
The would I be embarrassed to introduce you to my friends Test 66 % cool - Dinner at yours Take it!
The Color Analysis Test 30% Blue, 0% Gold, 70% Green, 0% Orange Take it!
The Would Sofie like you Test 33 - Could be? Take it!
The Meaning of Your Insult Is Stupid Test 7 Good Answer - Dingus Take it!
The Marvel Hero Faction Test X-Men Take it!
The hardcore fetishist measurement Test 24 - The Naughty pervert Take it!
The Improved High School Diploma Test 50 % Deserving of a Diploma - F for Fail Take it!
The What Sort Of A Furry Are You? Test Fox Take it!
The Insane Riddles Test 95 Madness Take it!
The Animated Characters, Photo Test 90% Accuracy Take it!
The Love Approach Test Generous Heart Take it!
The What Women Want in BED---NEW!!! Test 72 sexipants Take it!
The Will My Gang Get You? Test 61% Fucking Awesome - C.L.I.T. Worthy... Take it!
The BlankTest Test 0 Take it!
The how Zoidberg are you? Test 61 percent Zoidberg Take it!
The Could You Handel Me In Bed Test 13 - Pornstar Take it!
The which comic are you akin to Test George Carlin Take it!
The "Do You Get It?" Test Empathetic Ed[na] Take it!
The Dr. Seuss Test 50 - Seuss Apprentice Take it!
The Superhero for You Test 6 Superman, 4 Batman, 5 The Flash Take it!
The Spiritual Aptitude Test The Desert Heat Take it!
The Our Night- What do you do next. Test 102 James Bond, 76 Gentlman, 0 Jerk: Take it!
The Deep and Meaningful Winnie-The-Pooh Character Test Rabbit Take it!
The Beatles Test 3 Take it!
The Man Versus Boy Test 82 Variable #1 - Real Man Take it!
The Jaded Test 195 jadedness - The Normal Guy/Gal Take it!
The How Annoying Are You Test 41 Annoyingness - Jerk Take it!
The Could you hang with Esmeralda Test 89 compatibility Take it!
The Booty Test 67% Knowledge 61% Love of Booty - The Bo Take it!
The Flolloloppiness Test -41 flolloloppy (on a scale from -87 to Take it!
The Eye of the Beholder 2 Test Adriana Lima - 45 Hair color, 41 Eye col Take it!
The No-Nonsense Career Indicator Test (NNCIT) Test Ruthless CEO Take it!
The How Big Is It Test How big is it? 6 (This number does not e Take it!
The Would I Let You Spank Me Test 82 % WOW! I'm yours! Take it!
The Coca Cola and Pepsi Challenge Test 100 Coca Cola Lover, 30 Pepsi Addict, 20 Take it!
The Insanity Probability Test 52% Sane 42% Insane - The Nightmare Take it!
The Ugly (new and improved!) Test 39 % Ugliness - Semi-Ugly Take it!
The 6 questions iq Test You got tricked! Take it!
The Horrifying Stereotype Test Sports Dick Take it!
The I Bet You Think You Know How To Drive Test 58 % Driving skills - Driver's Ed Take it!
The I've Been on the Internet Test Net Nanny Take it!
The Are you a good sex partner? Test 64% - Above Average Take it!
The Are you a good Kisser Test 55% - The Spider Take it!
The HOW 'IT' ARE YOU? (Guys Only- NEW!) Test 83% 'It' Factor Take it!
The Wizard-of-OZ Test - Compassionate Empath Take it!
The Which Animaniac are you? Test 43% sweetness, 54% intelligence, 28% rag Take it!
The Inner Child Test Good Parent Take it!
The Adjective Thesaurus Test 95 Verbosity Take it!
The Ass Identification Test 10 out of 19 Take it!
The BASIC classic rock Test 96% classic rock background Take it!
The Existential Loneliness Test 38/17/54/30 - Should-Be Optimist Take it!
The Rock & Roll Death Test 35% Rock & Roll Death Trivia Take it!
The MadameEvilsier Sizes You Up Test 66% Sex, 74% Love, 69% Friendship, 76% P Take it!
The What kind of Cuddler are you Test 60% Loving, 60% Adventurous - The Cuddle Take it!
The Which Evil Corporation Are You Test Starbucks Take it!
The how fuckable are you? Test 71% - " The good fuck" Take it!
The random random ninja monkey bee Test 54 Randomosity - Ninja Monk Fish Take it!
The Comic, Cartoons, & Pop Culture Test 60 Useless Knowledge - Stewie Griffin Take it!
The Strange Tabloid Headline Test 100% tabloid smart! Take it!
The Tolerance Test TOLERANCE score: 19 Take it!
The Brain Impedance Test Meta-emotional block Take it!
The Are you good at Cybering? Test 86% cybering - Cyber Virtuoso Take it!
The How Important Are Looks/Appearance to You Test The Appreciator: 80% non-critical Take it!
The Moral Conflicts Test Test 5 InGroup Loyalty, 2 Authority, 0 Pur Take it!
The First Try Test Hot Take it!
The mensa Test 16 Take it!
The are you an islamophobe Test 45% clueless, 0% islamophobia, 53% intel Take it!
The Can You Spell "Tongue" Test 105 Take it!
The Young Frankenstein Trivia Test 86% coolness Take it!
The who gives a shit True or false Test You scored 70% wtf! Take it!
The Bob Dylan trivia Test 70% in Dylan Knowledge Take it!
The political compass Test 80 % Cool, 20 % Uncool Take it!
The Disney Music Test Test 80% Take it!
The Job Assignment Test Janitor - 66% Work Ethic, 0% Dickery Take it!
The Would you like to train auburn Test 11 BDSM, 12 Other - Take it!
The Are you a psycho murderer Test 27% chance of being a Psychotic murderer Take it!
The How Sane Are You Test 100% sane! Take it!
The Fence Around Your Heart Test Chain-Link Fence Take it!
The Tough Beatles' Lyrics Test 54% - Beatles Fan Take it!
The 20th Century Knowledge Test 66% 20th Century Knowlege Take it!
The And You Call Yourself Eclectic Test 84 CollectiveTaste, 81 Eclectic-ness Take it!
The Stereotype Me Please Test Technopagan Take it!
The Zenka Tells Your Fortune Test How sweet! Take it!
The Are you an OkCupid Whore Test 31 whoriness Take it!
The Muppet Personality Test Scooter! Take it!
The Atheist or Agnostic? Test 60 Certainty, 0 Godliness - Atheist Take it!
The Ability to Read Emotions(Eyes) Test 70% Observational Skills Take it!
The Pure Verbal Intelligence Test 13% - Basic Take it!
The What kind of sex freak are you Test 19 - Amature porn Take it!
The Dyslexia Test 30% Dyslexic Take it!
The Can you eat Pussy Test 73 snacker Take it!
The Impossible Choices Test Selfless/Accepting, 0 skipped Take it!
The Soda Pop Test Bubble Gum Soda - 15 sweet, 15 unique, Take it!
The Sarcasm Test 36% Sarcastic - The Low Ball Take it!
The Goes with Purple Test 13 silliness, 1 interdependence, 8 cleve Take it!
The Freakishly Kinky Test 54% kinky, 50% freak Take it!
The Very Offensive Religion Test Agnostic Take it!
The Rock and Roll Part 1 Test My rock knowledge is at 75 % Take it!
The Are You A Hippy Test 55% Hippy Take it!
The R U Smarter than Avg. American Test 90 smartness Take it!
The Absurdism Test Happy Absurdist Take it!
The Back to the Future Geek Test 50% Back-to-the-Future-Tastic! Take it!
The strangely accurate personality Test INTJ Take it!
The Would We Click Test 52% My Type Take it!
The Sexual HELL Test HELL LEVEL 2 Take it!
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test The Everyday German (46% brainwash, 13% Take it!
The Which Dr. Seuss Book Are You Test 23 % Grinchification, 70 % Cathatitude, Take it!
The "are you a good cinema patron? Test Perfection Take it!
The How Well Do You Know Consumer Issues Test 100 Excellent, 0 Good knowledge, 0 Co Take it!
The Closet Test 54% - Average Joe Take it!
The Lets Role Play (put the dice away) Test 7 Role Playing - Oops my mistake Take it!
The 2008 Democratic Presidential Candidate Test Dennis Kucinich Take it!
The POLITICAL PARTY Test 25 Republican, 83 Democrat, 37 Green Take it!
The Which X-Man Are You Test 190 - CYCLOPS!!! Take it!
The OkCupid Thinks It Is too Good for these Questions Test Hideous Idiot, 2% Compatibility, 0%, I Take it!
The Movies Quotes Freak Test 80% Movie Freak Take it!
The What Chess Piece Are You Test A White Bishop Take it!
The which chocolate are you? Test 80%sweet like chocolate. Take it!
The Smurf Personality Test Poet Smurf 56% Interpersonal 32% Take it!
The How Insecure Are You, Really... Test 50% Insecure Take it!
The Do You Have OCD Test You scored a 23 out of 100 which is in t Take it!
The Unexamined Life Test - Something is Missing Take it!
The If I Had a Million Dollars Test Spent $680000 (Sugar Daddy/Mamma) Take it!
The Bob Dylan Album for YOU Test Highway 61 Revisited - 93% Bob Take it!
The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test UP FOR EVERYTHING (19 of 21) Take it!
The Would you Ever Test 10 Take it!
The Where Would We Fuck Test Hardcore Public! Take it!
The revised Maslow's hierarchy of needs Test 72 physiological, 55 safety, 86 belon Take it!
The MASH 4077 Test 93 Take it!
The Morphed Faces (with a reward) Test 6/9 correct answers Take it!
The Murder Mystery Flash Game Test No luck Take it!
The Real Choose Your own Adventure Test SEALED- Outcome Z Take it!
The Real Breasts/Fake Breasts Test 17 of 20 boobs Take it!
The Do you apprecaite my boobs Test 74% Boob-worthiness - Appreciative Take it!
The How White Are You Test I am 66% White Take it!
The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test Doctor Take it!
The Could you tolerate my quirkiness? Test 82 tolerance Take it!
The Hitchhiker's Guide Personality Test "Arthur Dent" Take it!
The What car SHOULD you drive Test MINI Take it!
The Sexual Exploration Openness Test 76 Open to All, 60 Open to Alt, 71 Op Take it!
The Muppet Show Madness Test 52% penguinpoints Take it!
The Dominant Bedroom vs. Boardroom Test 60 Dominant in the bedroom, 74 Dominant Take it!
The You think you've got a high IQ Test 124 Intelligence - Gifted Take it!
The What is your REAL age Test You're 57 !!! Take it!
The Which Movie Character Are You Test Harry Potter Take it!
The How Assimilated Are You? Test 50% Assimilated Take it!
The Physics Misconceptions Test 58 - Good Guesser Take it!
The Dressing Dubya Test 10 Duh points, 16 Evil Points Take it!
The Expanded Eddie Izzard Action Test 62% Izzard-ness Take it!
The Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead Test 33/33/16 - Brunette/Blonde Take it!
The New DC Comic Book Superhero Test 36% Autonomy, 58% Image, 53% Ideology, 5 Take it!
The Serious OBSESSIVE MOVIE FREAK Test 30 Film Smarts - Freakiness Achieved Take it!
The "What Sushi Are You?" Test Niji Urimaki--72/43/65 Take it!
The How Difficult Is Your Life Test Very Easy (21% difficult) Take it!
The Popular Misconceptions Test 70% - Urban Myth Take it!
The Ass vs. Pussy Test 41% Ass, 33% Pussy,0%Disgusting,25%Both Take it!
The Why do we Exist Test 3 Nietzsche, 8 Russell, 3 Wittgenstei Take it!
The Fictional Humanoid Species Trivia Test 31 - Mummy Take it!
The Let's Talk About SEX Test 82% Ready for Emotionally Fulfilling Sex Take it!
The Ultimate Vocabulary Test Ultimate Vocabulary: 50% Take it!
The Who's Stalking You Test The Receptionist Take it!
The What Would Be Your Super Power Test The Sound Tech... Take it!
The Alien Descendent Test 28 - Ignignokt Take it!
The What is Your Type Cast? Test The Intellectual Take it!
The Living in a Fucking Dreamworld Test 21% Brainwashed Take it!
The Ethical Slut Test Player Slut Take it!
The Literary Style Test Jorge Luis Borges Take it!
The Mistakes My Students Make Test 70% Grammatically Proper Take it!
The HOW MISERABLE WILL YOU MAKE ME Test 79% compatibility - hi! Take it!
The Peanuts Character Test Sally: 56% wishy-washy Take it!
The Beatles Lyrics Test 100% Beatles Lyrics Master Take it!
The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test 73% nerdiness, 52% geekosity, 39% dork p Take it!
The ADVERTISING SLOGAN Test 85% Take it!
The Which Major U.S. City Are You? Test BALTIMORE!: You scored 34% Style, 45% Cl Take it!
The self-referential Test This is the category Take it!
The Sexiness Test 77 Take it!
The historical figure resemblance Test Jesus Christ! Take it!
The Which Spice Are You Test Fennel Take it!
The Animal Archetype Test The Cat Take it!
The How Would You Commit Murder? Test The Hit and Runner Take it!
The Alice's Restaurant Test 73% knowledge Take it!
The Intellectual Sexiness Test 77 intellectual sexiness! Take it!
The Favorite Color Test BLACK Take it!
The Why has God forsaken me Test You make God sad. Take it!
The Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavor Test BROWNIE BATTER!: 85% SWEET, 62% CHUNKY, Take it!
The society that suits me Test Socialism Take it!
The Am I Gay? Test 31% - The Straight Take it!
The Which Looney Tune Are You Test You are Porky Pig! Take it!
The How Jewish Are You? Test 55% Jewish Take it!
The Really QUICK Reassuringly EASY Test 10 Awesomeness - Freakin' Genius! Take it!
The Can You Outsex my Shit BF Test 86% Sexiness, 92% Adventure Take it!
The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test Curvy and Naughty (48% T, 90% A, 40% C) Take it!
The How Easily Can I Be Hypnotized Test Average: 30%, Assistant: 25% Take it!
The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test 12 - Pretty fucked Take it!
The Song Title (Name The Artist) Test 68% Correct Answers, 69% Blues, 64% Rock Take it!
The Rocky Horror Lyrics Test 86 Knowledge Take it!
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test Broken Magic 8-Ball (and 70 vacuums) Take it!
The American Citizenship Test 36 Take it!
The Which Billy Joel Song Are You Test Stiletto Take it!
The Music Geek Test The Grandpa Geek Take it!
The Left or Right Brain Test 61 % Lefty, 75 % Righty Take it!
The Dirty Mind Test 67% Dirtiness - "Pretty Messy" Take it!
The How Submissive Are You? Test 0 submissiveness Take it!
The How Dominant Are You Test 40% - Balanced Take it!
The Super Geek Computer Test 88% - Tech Support Take it!
The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test 20% creepiness, 58% normal, 39% kinky - Take it!
The 3 Variable Funny Test the Ham Take it!
The Do You Know the Muffin Man? Test 98%- Knows Muffin Man Take it!
The Following ComplexDirections IQ Test 67% - A Sharp Cookie Take it!
The r U smarter than a 1st grader Test Beat 17/18 1stGradrs- 6/7 Grammar, 6/7 M Take it!
The Personality Defect Test Haughty Intellectual Take it!
The Clue by Four Online Dating Ability Test 85 Cluefullness - Wielder of the Clue Take it!
The High Scoring Cunninlingus Goodness Test 110 % expert giver Take it!
The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test - Cookie Monster 22% Organization, Take it!
The Coffee Knowledge Test 59 % knowledge - Coffee Snob Take it!