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33 Las Vegas, NV Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 6, 2014
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
it's hard to separate myself from a million other dudes.
I'm not sure I can.
I put my pants on both legs at the same time just like everyone else.
There's comfort in that but with comfort comes complacency and I can't help but feel a little Willie Loman every time I get in my pant machine.
I know, every morning, that those millions of other men on OKC also wake up, step into their pantilator and let science clothe the bottom half of their bodies.
That makes me just another guy right?

OK, ladies, that's a taste of my brain. If you thought it was weird then we're not a fit. You can keep reading all your "hi" emails now.

You didn't move on did you?

Don't make me get TOTALLY thought that was crazy...consider the fact that THAT was how I decided to introduce myself. The last thing I want would be to entertain you on a date. I've done than too many times. I want someone who can honestly send back ideas, not judge me for having them.

I've never really cared for a person's details right up front so I'm not one to throw mine at people.
I'd rather get to know a person's personality rather than review their carfax so if you want to know anything about me you can ask.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing cartoons. Seriously
People always notice...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes....they're up here ladies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't really watch TV, even though people keep trying to get me to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Rocco's Modern Life
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
napping with my dog.
(you know you want me)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book. You ask, I'll tell...that's actually a warning I think
You should message me if
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If you're happy and you know it .