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eap227

33 San Clemente, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
it's hard to separate myself from a million other dudes.
I'm not sure I can.
I put my pants on both legs at the same time just like everyone else.
There's comfort in that but with comfort comes complacency and I can't help but feel a little Willie Loman every time I get in my pant machine.
I know, every morning, that those millions of other men on OKC also wake up, step into their pantilator and let science clothe the bottom half of their bodies.
That makes me just another guy right?

OK, ladies, that's a taste of my brain. If you thought it was weird then we're not a fit. You can keep reading all your "hi" emails now.

You didn't move on did you?
Come on, you TOTALLY thought that was crazy...consider the fact that THAT was how I decided to introduce myself. I want someone who can honestly send back ideas, not judge me for having them.

I've never really cared for a person's details right up front so I'm not one to throw mine at people.
I'd rather get to know a person's personality rather than review their carfax so if you want to know anything about me you can ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
studying to become a Psych ward technician.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing cartoons. Seriously
People always notice...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes...I think they're golden green.
If eyes are windows to the soul what does that possibly mean?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't really watch TV, even though people (and online dating sites) keep trying to get me to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
boobs...errr...politics...WAIT (I think that's even LESS sexy)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
napping with my dog.
(you know you want me)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book. You ask, I'll tell...that's actually a warning I think
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're happy and you know it .