I'm not sure I can.
I put my pants on both legs at the same time just like everyone else.
There's comfort in that but with comfort comes complacency and I can't help but feel a little Willie Loman every time I get in my pant machine.
I know, every morning, that those millions of other men on OKC also wake up, step into their pantilator and let science clothe the bottom half of their bodies.
That makes me just another guy right?
OK, ladies, that's a taste of my brain. If you thought it was weird then we're not a fit. You can keep reading all your "hi" emails now.
You didn't move on did you?
Don't make me get rude...you TOTALLY thought that was crazy...consider the fact that THAT was how I decided to introduce myself. The last thing I want would be to entertain you on a date. I've done than too many times. I want someone who can honestly send back ideas, not judge me for having them.
I've never really cared for a person's details right up front so I'm not one to throw mine at people.
I'd rather get to know a person's personality rather than review their carfax so if you want to know anything about me you can ask.