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eas8418

25 / F / straight / Single

Sharon, Massachusetts

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Overweight
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am loyal, brutally honest, and silly.

My Self-Summary

my friend suggested i give this a go so i gave into peer pressure.

i guess at first i come off as shy and stand-offish, but once i warm up to people, i'm actually very talkative.

i have what you would call a sick sense of humor. i laugh at just about everything no matter how taboo or inappropriate, nothing is safe with me.

i love movies, my favorite being horror and john waters' films. i also love music, i'll listen to almost anything but my favorite genres are metal and rock. other things i like would be animals (especially rodents!) and spending time with my friends. nothing too crazy i guess.

i don't really like drama and bullshit, so if you're still hooking up with an ex or involved with them in any way, that's a bit too close for comfort for me. k, thanks.

if you feel like talking, my AIM is lizzyts84.

i caved and put a picture up. it's not serious bizness, since i look rather "special" but whatever. as long as i don't attract any creepy guys who have fat fetishes or any other disturbing fetishes (as i am a chubster), it's cool.

What I’m doing with my life

i'm in school full-time to be an elementary school teacher and work 2 jobs.

I’m really good at

lots of things.

The first things people usually notice about me

maybe my hair color? i get a lot of compliments on it. oh and apparently i don't smile enough.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

spose i'll make a list...

movies: hellraiser 1-3, dead-alive, pink flamingos, evil dead, female trouble, the friday the 13th series, nightmare on elm st series, basket case 1, 2 and 3, meet the feebles, maniac, return of the living dead, night of the living dead, sleepaway camp 1-3, serial mom, mask, what's eating gilbert grape, wishmaster, black sheep, dead silence, the puppet master series, the goonies, in my skin...so on and so forth.

music: the misfits, gwar, queen, judas priest, danzig, morbid angel, slayer, white zombie, nekromantix, elvis presley, king diamond, motorhead, the ramones, kiss, pantera, reverend horton heat, ministry, kmfdm, mad sin, immortal, sinergy, strapping young lad, etc.

books: all of jen lancaster's. she's fecking hilarious and blunt...which i adore.

food: chocolate, pasta and basically any kind of carb and sushi oh and poptarts. i love poptarts.

On a typical Friday night I am

sometimes out with friends, sometimes at home watching movies. it depends on my mood.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i don't know...i bleach the hair above my lip? wtf.

i have a dehydrated bat that i named howard jr.

...oh. and i found mickey rourke extremely hot in the wrestler. i have no shame.

You should message me if

if you think we'd hit it off, you have your life at least somewhat together, you're not overly sensitive or just looking to get laid (hook-ups get old, fast) and enjoy gore and splatter.