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easterntowhee

27 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A city on a hill on a tomato
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Drums, percussion and ambient revelry. I play the music and manage at a restaurant in Brooklyn Heights. I drink plenty of water.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
side scrollers, interpretive dance, playing in seven, folding t shirts, backflips (almost), getting cats to calm down, parallel parking, parades
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I live in New York, so I imagine that they notice my clothing and my shoes, then my hairstyle, then the bag that I'm carrying, then they make several assumptions about my character, integrity, and value as a person. Beneath all of that they're just jealous of my good posture.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The last good...
Book--Gender Outlaws
Movie--Oldboy
Album--Harmony in Ultraviolet
TV Show--Strangers with Candy
Food--an alluring churro
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-chaos
-harmony
-creative pursuits
-good meals
-fellowship
-the freedom to travel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A goose in a flowerpot on a deck in Minnesota, and how that goose affects me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been shy about my queer and androgynous nature for most of my life. Now that the gray hairs are appearing, I think that it's time to say fuck all y'all and have a proper good time.

(that's a general fuck all y'all, if y'all reading this are cool, please remove yourselves from that there category)
You should message me if
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You maintain an equal appreciation for sarcasm, silliness, and good storytelling