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40 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 20
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm single and want to go out on dates. I feel like anything I write here without the benefit of eye contact, voice, body language, and reciprical conversation is somewhat meaningless, buuuuuut what the hell.

Some things that describe me:
- human
- male
- downright friendly
- viscosity!
- well-traveled
- open-minded
- whatever the opposite of creepy is.. not creepy? Thats creepy.
- creepy
- happy with my life
- always about to get a dog
- into sweet-ass jams, but also into crunchy grooves
- NOT into sweet ass-jams
- well-traveled
- repetitive
- active
- old fashioned (the drink) but also in the hold-the-door-open-y way (open-y??.. I suck)
- BluRay.. thats right girl.... BluRay
- I have a point of view about a lot of things.
- i like live music
- i like kids.. and they like me.. we see things eye-to-eye I guess.. but not literally.. I'm 6'1".. its awesome.
- Beard
- Scotch not Whiskey.. unless it's Bourbon.. or Whiskey.
- LOL.. but also WTF
- I arrange the keys on my keychain by size.. so thats pretty sweet.
- I'm pretty into kale (UPDATE: Fuck Kale)
- I took an okcupid test that says I'm a Jewish Princess
- I bought a dishwasher
- Prometheus sucked a lot.. seriously though.. it really did.
- I wear suits.
- I have, hands down, the WORST drivers license picture ever. I DARE you to beat it.
- I am from Chicago (UPDATE: I am still from Chicago)

My mortal enemies would describe me as evil, duplicitous, back-stabbing, dishonest, selfish, and well dressed.

Some things that describe you:
- I don't know you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making progress..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Watching animal planet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like suits... But I'm not a jerk about it.. Also when I've been lit on fire, that I'm on fire..... I use way too many ellipses......see?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll try anything.. and I'll have an opinion about it. Oh, and Prometheus sucked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Running shoes
Collar stays
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the robot apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
OUT, talking about how much Prometheus sucked.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have tiny vestigial wings on my ankles that allow for brief periods of flight.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like the pictures/answers then message me. I'm a gentleman. I'll make you laugh and treat you like a lady, promise.

I'm finding more and more that one of my major turn offs (aside from being WAY into burning man) is people who don't like where they are. If you live in LA but can't wait to move to somewhere else then you should stop reading and move to the next profile.. because I LOVE it here and I ain't goin' nowhere :)

P.S. In reference to the okcupid questions... Seasons are NOT caused by the Earth's rotation on it's axis, you're thinking of DAYS.. Also, the Sun is BIGGER THAN EARTH.. Like WAY bigger.. holy shit people.

P.P.S. Also.. "Wherefore art thou" means "WHY are you".. she's asking "WHY are you Romeo?" because if he wasn't Romeo then it wouldn't be forbidden for her to love him. She knows WHERE he is.

P.P.P.S I am filled with white-hot middle-school grammar and science RAGE!!!... apparently.