You'll call me out when I'm being lazy and tell me to get off my butt if I want the laundry done
I'll call you out when you're being lazy and tell you to get off your butt if you want the laundry done
We both reserve the right to be lazy if we want to (but not always -- I mean come on)
We'll hang out and have a nice time being lazy and cuddle on a couch, doing anything or nothing because it doesn't really matter that much, right? An exchange happens:
One of us breaks: "Alright, well the laundry's not going to do itself, so I guess I've got it."
"Ahhh crap. Well, I can't let you do it alone..."
"Laundry isn't really a two person job... what *exactly* did you have in mind that you were actually going to... ya know, *do*?"
"Uhhhh..." - An awkward bit of confused face. Try to force an adorable grin, hopefully packed with enough innocence to pass?
"Okay, well, you can get out of the way now." A smile in return.
"I think I'll go do the laundry."
"Well, damn! Looks like it'll do itself after all! I think I'll wish for it to dry and fold itself next!"
"Don't push your luck."