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eatatjoezzz

26 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am educated and I have a job.

But... Sorry, I'm taken! You snooze, you lose ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Recently became a lawyer but...

I live a really fun and exciting life!... Think [costume parties]
I’m really good at
making people smile!

ice hockey.

playing guitar and singing. I also like playing the ukulele.

I've been called a dope dancer at least twice in my life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm sort of a big deal

I am in hotshorts and that my costume has bright, blinking lights!

I'm the life of the party

I can be well-spoken or not

I clean up pretty well - I look good in a suit

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(aaaaannnnd I just realized what I wrote will look silly on the okcupid app)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Books without any hard words

Movies: Yesman, Fight Club, Action/Indie/Comedy/Horror movies

Shows: Adventure Time, Parks and Rec, Community, etc.

Music: Really?

Food: Ice cream, cupcakes, Pommes Frites, vegetarian food, crepes, microwavable food, Artichoke Pizza!
The six things I could never do without
1. Ice Hockey
2. Burning Man
3. Costumes
4. Laughs
5. My ukulele
6. Your smile
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Burning Man, [Robots, Dinosaurs, Pirates, Ninjas: I can't decide which team to be on!].
On a typical Friday night I am
jiggy :)

I usually know where all the cool parties are...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1. I have an electric kazoo.

2. I only recently learned how to drive (I grew up in NYC!)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
No ifs! You should message me -- I'm a keeper

If you think you can woo me enough to convince me to write a song like this for you one day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5hO2fTFR0

or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if3tcG-fQbw&feature=youtu.be

If you want to go Geocaching or if you want to sing with me

If you want to learn how to play the ukulele

If you like onesies

If you can give me that final push to turn my motorcycle permit into a motorcycle license.