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eater_of_spider

25 / M / bisexual / Single

Madison, Wisconsin

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 3" (1.90m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Other
Income
—
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am eccentric, misunderstood, and foppish.

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My Self-Summary

these are my dailies:
facebook
questionable content
least i could do
lolcats
girls with slingshots
xkcd
penny arcade
woot!
the book of biff
explosm
real life comics
FML
missed connections
here

i'm usually up by 8, i hate sleeping. i do love drinking however, and am always in search of the perfect pint, so far the closest thing is bells expedition stout. drink it and be amazed.

What I’m doing with my life

trying to make myself happy, and not rely on other people

I’m really good at

Collecting odd shit. Making people laugh. Picking out good music (at least I think so) Massages (I've been told). Killing spiders, even though I hate doing it. Working. Knitting. Crocheting . fixing holes in clothes.

The first things people usually notice about me

my posture, or the lack there of.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

A) Cunt by Inga Muscio, Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton & Catherine A. Liszt, The Ishmial Series by Daniel Quinn, Memnoch the Devil by Anne Rice, Midnight and Dreamscapes by Stephen King, Flatland by Edwin A. Abbot, Onehundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Marquez, The Books of Great Alta by (I forget at the moment), I Feel Sick, JTHM, Squee, Lenore, anything by Henry Rollins, and most of what I've read of Paulanik...

B) Amelie, The Fifth Element, SLC Punk, Metropolis, Unbreakable, Milo and Otis, High Fidelity, Fightclub, Ed Wood, The Nighmare Before Christmas, Dracula...

C) Bad Religion, Crass, Against Me!, A Perfect Circle, Black Flag, The Streets, Kittie, Osker, Sleater-Kinney, "Weird" Al, The Muffs, The Gits, L7, Lunachicks, Tilt, Manson, Bantam, The Epoxies, Greg Graffin, Tiger Army,Rainer Maria, Verbena, ...

D) frozen pizza, Chipotle Burritos, Brugers Bagels, PIE!

The six things I could never do without

cigarettes, lip balm, my rocking chair, my computer, video games, books (including comic books/graphic novels)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

escape routes if everyone turned into zombies. always know your exits.

On a typical Friday night I am

working, remember to tip your bartenders.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a helpless fear of rejection, and I probably do like you.

You should message me if

you think independently, bored, and would like to explore random bars around.

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