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24 / M / straight / Single

Fort Worth, Texas

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and very serious about it
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Education
Working on masters program
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly), Khmer (Poorly), LISP (Poorly)

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My Self-Summary

Work and school keep me pretty busy. When I'm not doing that, I'm usually hanging out with friends, going out, playing poker, watching the Stars or Cowboys, or wishing I lived somewhere that offered more interesting outdoor activities (some mountains, a real river, the beach, anything!).

What I’m doing with my life

I have the whole career thing going and I'm working on grad school. Those keep me pretty busy but I'm also looking at other options - taking a job somewhere (anywhere) else just to see what its like, joining the peace corps, moving to the mountains and becoming a ski bum, spending a year living as a bum so I can write a book about it, and a thousand other random things I might do with my life. So yeah, I have no idea what I want to do with my life.

I’m really good at

Plenty of things... offending/antagonizing people with random cynical opinions, sarcasm, poker, math, pondering, reading, debating, breathing, eating, punctuality... this is a stupid question...

The first things people usually notice about me

You tell me?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I'll read just about anything... but lately I've tended to go for the novels that bring a whole lot of "what ifs" and science together - Michael Chriton is a good example

Movies... Badlands, Fight Club, Natural Born Killers, The Godfather series, FULL METAL JACKET, 12 Monkeys, The Terminator Series, Groundhog Day, Resevoir Dogs, Boondock Saints, SLC Punk, The Fifth Element, A Princess Bride, Being John Malkovich, etc...

Food... Thai and Mexican

The six things I could never do without

Food
Water
Family
Books
The occasional rainy day
Something to debate

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Random Stuff...
Colorado - I want to move there!
Traveling
Why people make the decisions they make
Work
Philosophy
Religion

On a typical Friday night I am

Fry Street!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Ask me anything and I'll most likely answer

You should message me if

you want to... what other reason do you need?