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eatgreencorn

26 Denver, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I have lived a thousand lives and seen them flash before my eyes. Some were shorter than others. I could go for days without talking, if it weren't for the questions asked of me. I have painted in caves and written scriptures. I have seen more than most, I know only what I must. I can hear a whisper from a hundred yards and walk a thousand miles. I can tell you my secrets but only if you listen...
What I’m doing with my life
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Working full time... Going back to school for Video Editing part time... Riding my bike... You know, stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
retaining useless knowledge...
identifying the original 151 Pokemon...
drinking beer and whiskey...
sarcasm...
cracking offensive jokes...
spelling...
making some banging sushi...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm doing something really dumb, random or otherwise generally awkward to amuse myself. Also my graffiti truck.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My guitars
I have 6. I play them all the time.
2. Documentaries
National Geographic rules! Anything about dinosaurs or the universe also rules.
3. Google
I Google everything I don't know.
4. Friends
No Brainer.
5. Pandora
Elliot Smith, The Grateful Dead, Hank Williams, Frank Sinatra, Biggie Smalls, Paul Simon, Slayer, Taking Back Sunday, NoFX, The Felice Brothers and Bob Dylan to name a few stations...
6. Beer
After a ten hour day at work, nothing tastes better than a cold Yuengling Lager.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not my turtle is truly happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hand stands and fire crackers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Harry Potter tattoo. It rocks.
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