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eatmethenkillme

34 M Singapore, Singapore

My Details

Last Online
Jun 7, 2007
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Finnish (Fluently), Dutch (Okay)

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My self-summary
Well let's see... Name's Alex, originally from the UK, (London to be exact), moved here mainly cos I needed to live somewhere where the weather wouldn't be such a b****. Lived in Tokyo for a while, but here I am now.

I'm Finnish by parentage. Yeah and I know, don't ask where the blonde hair went. But at least I got the blue eyes? Haaah.

And I realise I have a very emo username. It was a joke between a friends and I referring to the infamous Armin Meiwes. At the time it was funny, now I realise its just giving the wrong impression. In short I'm highly unemo my screename has nothing to do with the emo movement!

I am unpredictable, open-minded, and up for it
What I’m doing with my life
All kinds of things. I work, obviously. The job can be a bit of a c*** but it pays well so not complaining.

I love cars, am passionate about the one I currently have, but even more passionate about owning more in the future.

Trying to learn Java myself since a certain *ahem* good friend of mine refused to teach me after I asked too many questions about nested loops! Any C/C++/Java gurus out there? I'm already at page 183 of Java For Dummies, so no worries, I'm no n00b ;-)
I’m really good at
Apart from the 'normal' clubbing and blah blah I like solving maths problems in my free time. Love the challenge of complex logic. I want to learn all kinds of programming languages.

Doing my Ali G Peaceout/Booyakasha impersination when I'm pissed drunk. Which is pretty often. Oh and recently I've been moving on to Borat. Jagshemash!

Asking all the wrong questions and the wrong times. I even got arrested once cos I asked a police officer "Paljonko maksaisi gramma heroiinia?" when I was pissed drunk in the middle of the night in some highway in the middle of nowehere. Well in Vantaa actually. Which is technically nowhere.

Some of my other favourite questions*:

To some random stranger: No, moniko sinun sedist�si on tehnyt itsemurhan t�n� vuonna?

To my grocer: Mik� tuo korvastasi pilkottava juttu on?

On a first date: Mit� hinta on y�lt�?

And yes. I tend to speak Finnish when I'm under the influence.

*ALL BASED ON TRUE STORIES!
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes? Probably. That's what I hear the most often.

Ask the masses. Not me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll read anything good, I've been a big fan of JRR Tolkien and C.S Lewis before the movies came out, mind you. I like reading IT networking/securitymagazines too.

Movies - Fight Club, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Battle Royale. Those are my top three, and I do notice they're all what most people would classify as "gory" and "violent". I'm harmless though, I assure you ;-)

Bjork has got to be up there for me when it comes to music she's just downright genius. Other stuff I like is generally darkwave and art rock... Nick Cave, IAMX, Ladytron, Joy Division, Radiohead, Muse, Portishead, Goldfrapp, Ladytron, Sneaker Pimps, Garbage, David Bowie, Brian Eno.

I'm not choosy about food my mantra is to try everything once. Favourite is probably Indian food. Ladies, come find me downing them kebabs and beers in the late nights at Newton Circus ;-)
The six things I could never do without
Apart from the obvious (like oxygen, water, sleep, etc.) - music, sex, my car, pen, paper, iron. Can't imagine a world full off creased shirts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to go for my next holiday. Who I'll take. Black pen or blue pen? Your place or my place? :-P
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling at some bar or taking a dip in the pool... In the company of the a beautiful lady of course.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nothing much I can think of. I am an open book.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're adventurous and real. I don't like girls with pretensions, someone natural is just so much more sexy. So if you're up for some laughs and good times hit that message button. Go on. You know you want to.