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eatyourbroccoli

27 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
May 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Japanese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who am I: graduate student in a helping field. Soon to be mental health counselor.

What people say about me: I'm honest, genuine, goofy, giving, caring, sensitive. I'm willing to risk embarrassment early and often.

When you should contact me: Whenever!

Why: I'm fun to hang out with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What if for a job I put the little green flowers on cakes at the Safeway?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing these things. Reaching high shelves. Brushing and flossing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my retinue of trained butler monkeys that follow me everywhere and attempt to predict my every whim.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BLAH BLAH BLAH--I like lots of the books, movies, food that you probably do.

Kurt Vonnegut. No really though. Michel Houllebecq. Dave Eggers.

I like movies like Royal Tennenbaums and Miyazaki movies and other stuff too. I don't watch a lot of movies tbh.

I'm an NPR addict even when it's all about the depressing stuff happening in the world. The downer jazz music they play when the stock market goes down gets me every time. I like This American Life a lot a lot.

Music: I love lots of music. I play guitars and sing songs for/with these kids I work with. A few favs: Guided by Voices, Beatles, The Wrens, Pavement, Elvis Costello, Das Racist,

FOOD: uh I eat a lot of the same stuff every day but things I like to eat outside of my house include Mexican food, Thai, Japanese, Korean, delicious sandwiches, (bahn mi?!?!?! what), porcupines.

If you know where to get good Mexican food please tell this kind soul.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee. Internet chess. My iPhone. Sunglasses.

See only 4 things! I'm like a monk :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm thinking about. Too meta?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The only typical night is that there is no typical night bwahahahaha!
Bet you didn't see that coming ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a unibrow. It's very charming and well groomed.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have a soul. If my profile made you laugh, smile, inordinately angry or blush.

If you look at my profile more than once.