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EauF5-

26 / M / Straight / Single

San Francisco, California

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You can't tell, but I'm staring at a burrito with lust in my eyes.

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I have to wear this for work.

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I don't know what I was staring at... Probably someone with a burrito.

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These aren't my glasses.

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Sometimes I'll dress up for 80's dance parties.

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I *thought* the leopard-print tie was overdoing it, until-

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