Here it goes. I am Beth. I'm recently divorced and a little inexperienced when it comes to dating, so if I trip hope you'll help me along. I have 2 beautiful kids who I adore. I'm pretty easy going as long as your straight with me. Really I am just looking for something new. I'm tired of the same old same old that my life has become. Or at least find someone to share the same old same old with.

What do I enjoy, hiking, camping , reading, board games, and cooking. Not always in that order.
I would really like to find someone who is at least mildly mentally stable. I have dealt with some crazy people. I want to be a wife again someday. I feel I was put on earth to be a wife and mother, so yes I would like to get remarried and perhaps have more children.

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• xiaolongba

I recently got laid off thank you recession! So I'm planning to return to school in the fall to major in U.S. History. Right now I'm just trying to get my life in order.

Well cooking I guess, I really love to do it and most of the time it turns out right and even if it doesn't it usually fun messing it up. Oh and following maps I give horrible directions but I am a great map reader, I think they're cool. I'm also really good at board games though sometimes I get a little competitive. I don't play many video games but I'm kind of a natural at them. Except Guitar Hero which I play daily and have yet to move to the hard setting. Curse you Guitar Hero!!

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• xiaolongba

My height. I'm 5'10" which is kinda tall for a lady, and I do wear heels sometimes so just imagine. Also I am kinda shy at first. Oh and the mole/beauty mark, yes it's real.

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• xiaolongba

Books-I love any book and am an avid reader, I seriously read the phonebook. Some of my favs are Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind, The Da Vinci code, and The Harry Potter Series.

Movies-I LOVE funny movies, and retro flicks. Some of my fav movies are Labyrinth, Superbad, Beverly Hills Ninja, Joe Dirt, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, and Singing in the Rain.

Music-I enjoy all types of music, my fav differs from day to day on how I feel.

Food-It is my solemn belief that the Big Mac is a gift from God. I enjoy fine dining and anything but seafood, but I always fall back on the Big Mac.

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• xiaolongba

Man I feel like I'm taking one of those essay questions test. I keep waiting for someone to say "Put down your pencils."
Okay focus!! The six things I could never do without are:

Chocolate-Chocolate is a necessity b/c it's the only thing I'm addicted to.

Big Macs- see "food section"

My cell phone-My cell phone b/c I text constantly and my thumbs may fall of due to neglect if I didn't have my phone.

My car- I love my car, and I am a slow walker so I would never get anywhere on time if I didn't have my car

E! the entertainment channel- I'm addicted to E! true hollywood stories. oops guess I have 2 addictions.

My diary-Last but not least my diary, b/c if I didn't have it then someone else would and all my juicy secrets would be out!!

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• xiaolongba

The future, how I want things to be, and how in the world I' m going to get there. About how it's weird how life just jumps at you and how little control I have sometimes. And the ozone!!

Helping out at my aunts' restaurant, going out to dinner, or taking the kids out.

I had both a pencil eraser and several small rocks stuck in my nose when I was a kid, on separate occasions. I had to go to the hospital to have the eraser vacuumed out. I'm the reason mom's across the world tell kid's not to put things in their noses. I've thought about making a career out of giving speeches to preschoolers on the perils of putting things in your nose.

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• xiaolongba

You're a gentleman!! Tired of guys wanting booty calls, I'm 26 w/ 2 kids I'm past that and would like a guy who is too. It takes a real man to handle a real lady I feel as though I am a real lady, where do you stand?

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• xiaolongba