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MyMomSezImACatch

30 M Boston, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
My mom thinks I'm awesome and you will too once you get to know me. I'm highly motivated in life, independent, intelligent and well-educated. I have excellent hygiene, I don't smoke, and I eat healthy. I'm also tons of fun and don't worry about what other people think of me. Plus, all those other guys you were looking at on this site, well, they're all klutzes and putzes and I even saw a few of them on America's Most Wanted.

Now then...continuing with my profile. Don't just read it, SING IT! (To the tune of the theme song from Friends) Here we go:

So here you are online and searching every day
You're looking for a man who's not just good, he's great
It's like you always find the same douchebags
With the pictures of them with their shirts off or, the friends of your dad
But, here's good news for you (I am different from them all)
Here's good news for you (I won't drive you up a wall)
Here's good news for you ('Cause I'm searching for you tooooooo)


***Disclaimer*** I cannot be held responsible if this song gets stuck in your head. It was your decision to click on my profile, so you have no one to blame but yourself.

As far as hobbies go, I'm very athletic and love to play and/or watch most sports. From badminton, to croquet, to shuffleboard, to bocce - I love them all. I'm also sort of an amateur world explorer. I've been to at least 3 other states in New England and a couple outside of that region too.

On a more serious note, I'm the rare kind of person who is extremely dependable. If I make a commitment, then I'll follow through with it. I'll go out of my way to help out a friend or family member in need, even at an inconvenience to myself. I'm an excellent balance of sophistication and professionalism, mixed with just the right amount of mischief, adventure, and humor. I can be a genuine gentleman, true romantic, or naughty bad boy. While I normally attempt to follow the rules I sometimes color outside the lines, run with scissors and I seldom obey the speed limit. And finally, I'm a great decision maker. So if I make the decision to pick you then you know it's a good one.

If your last date thought that a seven course meal was one bucket of chicken and a six pack of Bud, or if he had less teeth than your Halloween pumpkin, or was well on his way to living in a van down by the river, then it's time to stop playing games and contact me. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.
What I’m doing with my life
Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat.
I’m really good at
Remembering lyrics to songs
Recycling
Washing dishes with a dishwasher
Rewinding DVDs
Lifting things up and putting them down
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Oxford English Dictionary (first edition only, the second edition was terrible)

Movies - High School Musical 3

Music - High School Musical 3 soundtrack

Food - June Bugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If chocolate chip cookies are made with chocolate chips and peanut butter cookies are made with peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout Cookies made with?

If olive oil comes from olives and coconut oil comes from coconuts, then where does baby oil come from?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

In nudist colonies do they call them publics?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries. And it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like Pina Coladas
and getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight
in the dunes of the cape
You're the love that I've looked for
write to me, and escape