Now then...continuing with my profile. Don't just read it, SING IT! (To the tune of the theme song from Friends) Here we go:
So here you are online and searching every day
You're looking for a man who's not just good, he's great
It's like you always find the same douchebags
With the pictures of them with their shirts off or, the friends of your dad
But, here's good news for you (I am different from them all)
Here's good news for you (I won't drive you up a wall)
Here's good news for you ('Cause I'm searching for you tooooooo)
***Disclaimer*** I cannot be held responsible if this song gets stuck in your head. It was your decision to click on my profile, so you have no one to blame but yourself.
As far as hobbies go, I'm very athletic and love to play and/or watch most sports. From badminton, to croquet, to shuffleboard, to bocce - I love them all. I'm also sort of an amateur world explorer. I've been to at least 3 other states in New England and a couple outside of that region too.
On a more serious note, I'm the rare kind of person who is extremely dependable. If I make a commitment, then I'll follow through with it. I'll go out of my way to help out a friend or family member in need, even at an inconvenience to myself. I'm an excellent balance of sophistication and professionalism, mixed with just the right amount of mischief, adventure, and humor. I can be a genuine gentleman, true romantic, or naughty bad boy. While I normally attempt to follow the rules I sometimes color outside the lines, run with scissors and I seldom obey the speed limit. And finally, I'm a great decision maker. So if I make the decision to pick you then you know it's a good one.
If your last date thought that a seven course meal was one bucket of chicken and a six pack of Bud, or if he had less teeth than your Halloween pumpkin, or was well on his way to living in a van down by the river, then it's time to stop playing games and contact me. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.