Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm highly motivated in life, independent, intelligent and
well-educated. I work out a lot and eat healthy (most of the time).
I'm extremely dependable and honest. I'm also tons of fun and don't
worry about what other people think of me. Plus, all those other
guys you were looking at on this site, well, they're all klutzes
and putzes and I even saw a few of them on America's Most
Now then...continuing with my profile. Don't just read it, SING IT!
(To the tune of the theme song from Friends) Here we go:
So here you are online and searching every day
You're looking for a man who's not just good, he's great
It's like you always find the same douchebags
With the pictures of them with their shirts off or, the friends of
But, here's good news for you (I am different from them all)
Here's good news for you (I won't drive you up a wall)
Here's good news for you ('Cause I'm searching for you
***Disclaimer*** I cannot be held responsible if this song gets
stuck in your head. It was your decision to click on my profile, so
you have no one to blame but yourself.
As far as hobbies go, I'm very athletic and love to play and/or
watch most sports. From badminton, to croquet, to shuffleboard, to
bocce - I love them all. I'm also sort of an amateur world
explorer. I've been to at least 3 other states in New England and a
couple outside of that region too. And lastly I'm pretty passionate
about music even though I have to admit I haven't played my
recorder since marching band in college.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering lyrics to songs
Washing dishes with a dishwasher, then not emptying
Lifting things up and putting them down
Making good decisions (so if I make the decision to pick you then
you know it's a good one)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon.
It’s illegal in nine countries. And it’s made with bits of real
panther, so you know it’s good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Oxford English Dictionary (first edition only, the second
edition was terrible)
Movies - High School Musical 3
Music - High School Musical 3 soundtrack
Food - June Bugs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If chocolate chip cookies are made with chocolate chips and peanut
butter cookies are made with peanut butter, then what are Girl
Scout Cookies made with?
If olive oil comes from olives and coconut oil comes from coconuts,
then where does baby oil come from?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
In nudist colonies do they call them publics?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the same thing I do every night: trying to take over the
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your last date thought that a seven course meal was one bucket of
chicken and a six pack of Bud, or if he had less teeth than your
Halloween pumpkin, or was well on his way to living in a van down
by the river, then it's time to stop playing games and contact me.
I guarantee you won't be disappointed.
I messaged you first
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