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ebolanola

29 M New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly halal
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm an intellectual libertine adventurer. I am ruled by my curiosity and drawn to beautiful, strange, and sometimes dangerous things. I love expanding my knowledge and boundaries though this can leave me a bit scattered. I have a love of reading, writing, and skull duggery.

When I drink too much I end up hurting myself and wake up the next day wondering what the fuck happened. As I'm writing this I've got a sprained ankle, a cut up leg, and an aching body. I have a hazy memory of a "B and E" and being chased by a security guard… also I love ellipses, aviator sunglasses, and the Oxford comma.

When thinking about the quote: "Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!" I start laughing uncontrollably.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write and bike. I'm also a cook. Last winter I was the only straight male bar tender at a gay bar. It was a lot of fun until someone got their eye poked out…
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing track of time, not smiling in profile pictures, prattling on, fixing things, and making "problems" "go away".
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my hair, mustache, smile, or the massive amount of congealed blood on my clothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Writers: David Foster Wallace, David Eggers, Max Brooks, David Sedaris, Orwell, Hemmingway, Tim O'Brien, Tom Robbins, H. L. Mencken, HST, Douglas Adams, Buchowski, Vonnegut, Ayn Rand, Karl Marx…

Food: Anything I've killed or grown. Thai, Lebanese/general Middle East, praline bacon, and bread.

TV: I don't have a television and not terribly interested in most of the things on it. I do however like Breaking Bad, Treme, Girls, Newsroom, Mad Men, and a few other shows with a well written storyline.

Film: Wes Anderson is my favorite director and Bill Murray is my favorite actor. I loved "Beasts of the Souther Wild" and Willem Dafoe is so good in "The Life Aquatic" it hurts. I also like Tarentino, Scorsese, F. F. Coppola, Sofia Coppola (when her acting isn't ruining a Godfather film), and Jim Jarmusch.

Music: Everything that is good and most things that aren't good. Except Nickleback, fuck those guys.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company, a bicycle, a 4 month supply of urine (believe me this is necessary), a leather belt, my journal, and a working pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Taking a small mammal to "pound town"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays I like to spend alone in my garden shack. I usually put my scrotum into a vice grip pliers and flog myself until I pass out. Unless I'm feeling saucy, but telling you about that will probably creep you out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the Anti-Christ. Don't worry though, I'm too distracted by Internet porn to bring about the apocalypse. My dad is so disappointed…

I've also had sex with Danny Devito's love child. She made me talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger and act out scenes from "Junior" and "Twins".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You feel inclined to be rude.

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