You want to go dancing at BJ's on Monday. (This will be the last thing I take seriously here)
I'm an intellectual libertine adventurer. I am ruled by my curiosity and drawn to beautiful, strange, and sometimes dangerous things. I love expanding my knowledge and boundaries though this can leave me a bit scattered. I have a love of reading, writing, and skull duggery.
When I drink too much I end up hurting myself and wake up the next day wondering what the fuck happened. As I'm writing this I've got a sprained ankle, a cut up leg, and an aching body. I have a hazy memory of a "B and E" and being chased by a security guard… also I love ellipses, aviator sunglasses, and the Oxford comma.
When thinking about the quote: "Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!" I start laughing uncontrollably.