I'd prefer if my work spoke for me, but it can never land a punchline.

Architecture, and Doin' tryin' it.

Recalling obscure Simpsons jokes. Making them our inside jokes.

My eyes change color depending on what I'm wearing.

I just read Masters of Atlantis, which reminds me too much of grad school. But can I confess a secret love of The Great Society Subway, a history of the Washington Metro? Madame Bovary is pretty good too.

My favorite musician is Joanna Newsom I am uptight about this - uncharacteristically so, because I will really listen to anything with a singer over the age of 20.

I really like sad movies, but I'll watch anything. The Hunt for Red October is a personal favorite, especially the parts where Alec Baldwin does an impression of Sean Connery or Connery speaks Russian with the full Connery accent. "KHARASHAW. PARRA! NEEU PARRA!"

I really only watch comedies on TV. But historically, Battlestar Glactica, the Wire, and Mad Men were great. Mad Men is still on? I have literally no idea what is going on if I can't get it streaming!

I love trying new food and I find cooking to be very relaxing, but it's not a source of meaning for me. As far as cuisines go all food is ethnic, like Tyler Cowen says.

Bourbon & Wikipedia seem to be what I usually miss.

Architecture, especially Stalinist and late Soviet architecture and the English Baroque.

At Rudy's. Maybe Elm Bar if I'm feeling edgy.

The best date I ever had started with me getting pushed against a column by my boss and ended with us getting kicked off a bus at a Staten Island housing project for making out too much. The trip home was a little rough, but considering how drunk I was, I remember that night really well.

If you think skirts with pockets are the best idea ever.