Click here for a video questionnaire, wherein I talk about myself for over half an hour so that people from my online typology group can assess my personality.
If that sounds tiresome, I have written a very long profile for you to read instead:
I would say I'm a rather alien/abnormal/unusual/idiosyncratic sort of person. In fact there is little about me that I can say is normal other than my chromosome count... I think.
I am a philosopher, actor, singer, film-maker, socionist and HTML geek extraordinaire! Someday I will also be an occupational psychologist.
My favourite activities include talking about myself, listening to classical music/opera, performing arts, browsing Wikipedia and going wherever the interesting buttons take me, bursting into song at inappropriate moments, entering into heated debates and niggling both sides with a smugly calm (calmly smug?) look on my face. Above all, I have an obsession with a personality system called Socionics and WILL analyse you from the moment you start talking to me. I WON'T ever judge you though.
I possess a very broad sense of humour, in that I tend to see the funny side of just about everything. If something is considered 'not funny' today, I am confident it will become funny in the years to come as society progresses. Currently, I like to joke about how 23 years ago, my human rights were abused by my parents when they had the end of my penis chopped off. Hilarious! Human rights actually exist?
I also possess either a very long temper or a very short temper that I lost once and could never find again. Suffice to say, there are no existing records of me being angry. If you find such a record, you should put it in a museum, next to my lost foreskin.
I am quite interested in politics, mostly in terms of looking at the usual arguments and tutting. My views can be strange and nuanced, even insulting when I haven't explained them fully. To summarise, I am Socially very Liberal (I think people should be allowed to smoke elephant dung and marry elephants), Economically Right-Wing (I think people should be able to sell elephants at any price they wish), Sexually Egalitarian (I treat male elephants the same as female elephants and refuse to call it 'feminism' as that is ironically gynocentric) and Gender-Sceptical (I see the only meaningful difference between 'male' and 'female' elephants as being who sticks what in where during reproduction, whether the elephant wears a dress or drives a car or identifies as a banana is irrelevant to me.). I also am aware that I'm not talking about elephants any more.
If you disagree with any of my political views, I won't hate you. If you hate me for any of my political views, I will laugh at you, but still won't hate you. If you message me about my political views, I will respond in friendly debate mode.
I have taken many personality assessments over the years. The results have been compiled below...
For the Psychometrics and Astrology (I don't hold much weight in Star Signs but meh...) buffs out there, I am Sanguine, 100% Open, 4% Conscientious, 93% Extraverted, 15% Agreeable, 0% Neurotic, SCUEI, 7w8-8w7-3w4 sp/sx ENTP, Intuitive-Logical Extrovert (ILE) and have a score of 32 on the NPI and 30 on the PCL-R while possessing a Chaotic Evil alignment in Dungeons and Dragons. I also have a Verbal IQ in the 99.9th percentile and a Performance IQ in the 78th percentile. Overall, it has been estimated as 165, but as I do Psychology, I have learned to treat that result with a healthy dose of scepticism. Nevertheless, I like saying I have an IQ of 165 because it makes me look clever and conceited.
Perhaps the most important of these to me is being an Intuitive-Logical Extrovert in a theory called Socionics. It's a theory of personality and social dynamics that I am trying to make more well known in the West. The type profiles also describe me pretty well.