Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, hey, hi there...
Let me start by saying I will read your profile and questions if
you read mine and that I think we can all agree that no one on this
site has any idea what they're doing. Now that that ice is
I swear that my pictures are exactly what I look like on any given
I am pretty awesome and cooo, if I do say so, and I will treat you
like you deserve to be treated.
I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy, but I clean up quite
I don't have much hair anymore but I do have an awesome shaped
Much of this profile is meant to be read with a least a hint of
sarcasm and wit, for I occasionally think I am witty. I'm always
going for the humorous angle in many situations and if I can make
you laugh, then I've done my job.
I like doing stuff. I like going out. I like staying in. I like
expanding my horizons. I like doing new things. I like doing the
same old things. I'm very easy going and understanding.
I'm looking for the spark that everyone keeps talking about.
I like women who are smart, confident, good hearted, funny,
thoughtful, somewhat shorter than me, artistically talented is a
plus (not a requirement, of course, but if you have some kind of
talent, be it, photography, painting, music [oh, to be able to jam
with my significant other], acting, etc, it's definitely a gold
star for you!).
Let's use some pop culture references shall we? I'm looking for the
Marge to my Homer; the Clarie to my Phil Dunphy; the Lilypad to my
Marshmallow; and other great tv couples as well.
I don't play games and I'm very open and honest (and goofy).
My profile is super long, I know. The way I look at it is if you
truly want to find the love of your life on this type of site, then
a bare bones profile, shitty pictures and answering only a few
questions isn't going to get you very far in that search.
Let's do fun stuff together!
Let's do boring stuff together!
Let's get off this damn website!
Let's go exploring!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I work with developmentally disabled adults, creating
programs for people that live in group homes. I love my clients and
most of them are amazing, but I'm pretty much at the end of this
part of the journey that is life and I'm ready to move onto
something else. Hopefully soon, but in the meantime, it's paying
My real passions are music and film. I play guitar, bass,
piano/keyboards, drums and I sing. I write and record my own music
and I am currently in the process of trying to find places to play
I made an independent film when I was in my 20's. Took a chunk out
of me mentally, physically, and financially so I've been taking a
break from indie film making since, but I recently started writing
again. Just finished a horror script that I'm excited about.
One day I'd like to open up my own independent movie theater,
or coffeehouse/bar with a stage,
or a recording studio,
or a place that has all of these things in one kickass building.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being myself (took a few years, but I'm getting pretty good at
figuring out how to play that song you like
pop culture/music/movie/general trivia
I'm sure there are other things I'm good at, but for the purpose of
this site, that's good for now.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda tall, so it could be that. I've never really asked anyone
this. Maybe my eyes? They're silvery blue. One of my earliest
memories is from pre-school when my teacher had all of us identify
our eye color in the mirror. I was adamant that my eyes were grey.
My teacher then informed me that they were indeed blue. Agree to
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - I have too many other hobbies which doesn't give me much
time to read books unfortunately. I do like Stephen King
Movies - Self proclaimed movie buff. I'll watch just about anything
in any genre. It'd be pointless for me to list the movies I
TV - I watch only a small handful of TV shows. I'm definitely more
of a movie guy. Me and TV have an odd relationship. Favorite shows
are The Simpsons (all time fav); Law & Order (original and
SVU); Community; Arrested Development; South Park; Modern Family;
Bill Maher; Last Week Tonight with John Oliver; How I Met Your
Mother; 24; Archer and more
Music - Music is a huge passion of mine. Favorites are Pink Floyd,
Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Metallica, Tool, Sunny Day Real Estate,
The Beatles, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, David Bowie, Queen, Nine
Inch Nails, Foo Fighters, Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Arcade
Fire, Mumford and Sons, Fleet Foxes, My Morning Jacket, anything
Mowtown (this is my bar for whether anyone has good taste in music.
I mean, how can you NOT like Mowtown?) and more...
Food - I like food. Let's get some food. My favorites are Italian,
Chinese, Japanese and Mexican. I don't really eat Indian or Thai as
it makes my heart burn in not a good way.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This section left intentionally blank because it's stupid.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Clever little ditties to put in this section.
- Why certain questions are dealbreakers over others (I usually
arrive on time and that's a bad thing? Really? I'm the youngest
child and that's a deciding factor in pursuing a
- We are never going to be 100% match. There are going to be some
things we disagree about. There are going to be some questions that
we've answered differently. I'm not perfect. Neither are you. There
is no such thing as perfection. Can't we all just....get past the
word 'dealbreaker' and actually talk to each other like human
beings? Let's embrace our flaws and form something amazing
-Whenever I see a really bad commercial, I wonder if that's what
they went with, how bad were some of the rejected ideas?
-Why I continually watch Law & Order SVU marathons that show
the same episodes I've seen countless times. Oh wait! I know why!
It's because they're awesome
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Celebrating the end of the week in typical Friday fashion
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...is buried deep within the question portion of this profile.
Maybe not deep, but it's in there. It's potentially a deal breaker
for many of you. I'd hoped it wouldn't be, and that you'd be able
to look past it and see me for who I am, but it apparently is. What
can you do? Que sera sera.
Obviously this is contingent on whether or not you answered said
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to.
-You made it this far and weren't turned off by any of the above
-You got some of my humor that I flavored throughout this profile
without me having to use emoticons or to say 'lol' at the ends of
-You want someone who will treat you how you deserve to be
-You are on Long Island or in Queens, Brooklyn, or Manhattan.
Staten Island and The Bronx might be just a tad too far. I do have
a car, so traveling to you is not an issue for me.
-You are shorter than me.
-You actually went through some of my questions.
-You want something serious.
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