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35 Amityville, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:40pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, hey, hi there...

Let me start by saying I will read your profile and questions if you read mine and that I think we can all agree that no one on this site has any idea what they're doing. Now that that ice is broken....

I swear that my pictures are exactly what I look like on any given day.

I am pretty awesome and cooo, if I do say so, and I will treat you like you deserve to be treated.

I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy, but I clean up quite nicely.

I don't have much hair anymore but I do have an awesome shaped head.

Much of this profile is meant to be read with a least a hint of sarcasm and wit, for I occasionally think I am witty. I'm always going for the humorous angle in many situations and if I can make you laugh, then I've done my job.

I like doing stuff. I like going out. I like staying in. I like expanding my horizons. I like doing new things. I like doing the same old things. I'm very easy going and understanding.

I'm looking for the spark that everyone keeps talking about.

I like women who are smart, confident, good hearted, funny, thoughtful, somewhat shorter than me, artistically talented is a plus (not a requirement, of course, but if you have some kind of talent, be it, photography, painting, music [oh, to be able to jam with my significant other], acting, etc, it's definitely a gold star for you!).

Let's use some pop culture references shall we? I'm looking for the Marge to my Homer; the Clarie to my Phil Dunphy; the Lilypad to my Marshmallow; and other great tv couples as well.

I don't play games and I'm very open and honest (and goofy).

My profile is super long, I know. The way I look at it is if you truly want to find the love of your life on this type of site, then a bare bones profile, shitty pictures and answering only a few questions isn't going to get you very far in that search.

Let's do fun stuff together!
Let's do boring stuff together!
Let's get off this damn website!
Let's go exploring!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I work with developmentally disabled adults, creating programs for people that live in group homes. I love my clients and most of them are amazing, but I'm pretty much at the end of this part of the journey that is life and I'm ready to move onto something else. Hopefully soon, but in the meantime, it's paying the bills....somewhat.

My real passions are music and film. I play guitar, bass, piano/keyboards, drums and I sing. I write and record my own music and I am currently in the process of trying to find places to play out.

I made an independent film when I was in my 20's. Took a chunk out of me mentally, physically, and financially so I've been taking a break from indie film making since, but I recently started writing again. Just finished a horror script that I'm excited about.

One day I'd like to open up my own independent movie theater,
or coffeehouse/bar with a stage,
or a recording studio,
or a place that has all of these things in one kickass building.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being myself (took a few years, but I'm getting pretty good at it.)
playing music
making sandwiches
figuring out how to play that song you like
pop culture/music/movie/general trivia

I'm sure there are other things I'm good at, but for the purpose of this site, that's good for now.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda tall, so it could be that. I've never really asked anyone this. Maybe my eyes? They're silvery blue. One of my earliest memories is from pre-school when my teacher had all of us identify our eye color in the mirror. I was adamant that my eyes were grey. My teacher then informed me that they were indeed blue. Agree to disagree.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - I have too many other hobbies which doesn't give me much time to read books unfortunately. I do like Stephen King though.

Movies - Self proclaimed movie buff. I'll watch just about anything in any genre. It'd be pointless for me to list the movies I like.

TV - I watch only a small handful of TV shows. I'm definitely more of a movie guy. Me and TV have an odd relationship. Favorite shows are The Simpsons (all time fav); Law & Order (original and SVU); Community; Arrested Development; South Park; Modern Family; Bill Maher; Last Week Tonight with John Oliver; How I Met Your Mother; 24; Archer and more

Music - Music is a huge passion of mine. Favorites are Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Metallica, Tool, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Beatles, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, David Bowie, Queen, Nine Inch Nails, Foo Fighters, Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Arcade Fire, Mumford and Sons, Fleet Foxes, My Morning Jacket, anything Mowtown (this is my bar for whether anyone has good taste in music. I mean, how can you NOT like Mowtown?) and more...

Food - I like food. Let's get some food. My favorites are Italian, Chinese, Japanese and Mexican. I don't really eat Indian or Thai as it makes my heart burn in not a good way.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This section left intentionally blank because it's stupid.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Clever little ditties to put in this section.

- Why certain questions are dealbreakers over others (I usually arrive on time and that's a bad thing? Really? I'm the youngest child and that's a deciding factor in pursuing a relationship?)

- We are never going to be 100% match. There are going to be some things we disagree about. There are going to be some questions that we've answered differently. I'm not perfect. Neither are you. There is no such thing as perfection. Can't we all just....get past the word 'dealbreaker' and actually talk to each other like human beings? Let's embrace our flaws and form something amazing together

-Whenever I see a really bad commercial, I wonder if that's what they went with, how bad were some of the rejected ideas?

-Why I continually watch Law & Order SVU marathons that show the same episodes I've seen countless times. Oh wait! I know why! It's because they're awesome
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Celebrating the end of the week in typical Friday fashion
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! buried deep within the question portion of this profile. Maybe not deep, but it's in there. It's potentially a deal breaker for many of you. I'd hoped it wouldn't be, and that you'd be able to look past it and see me for who I am, but it apparently is. What can you do? Que sera sera.

Obviously this is contingent on whether or not you answered said question.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to.

-You made it this far and weren't turned off by any of the above information

-You got some of my humor that I flavored throughout this profile without me having to use emoticons or to say 'lol' at the ends of sentences.

-You want someone who will treat you how you deserve to be treated.

-You are on Long Island or in Queens, Brooklyn, or Manhattan. Staten Island and The Bronx might be just a tad too far. I do have a car, so traveling to you is not an issue for me.

-You are shorter than me.

-You actually went through some of my questions.

-You want something serious.