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eclectickarma

24 / f / bisexual / single

Smith River, California

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Ethnicity Native American, White

Height 5' 6" (1.67m).

Looking For New friends

Smokes No

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs Never

Religion Atheism and laughing about it

Sign Virgo but it doesn’t matter

Education Working on masters program

Job Artistic / Musical / Writer

Income Rather not say

Kids Likes children

Pets Owns dogs and Likes cats

Languages English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My Self-Summary

I consider myself a modern nomad: twenty moves and five states [but forever a Californian]. At seventeen, I attended the University of Nebraska - pre-architecture until I failed calculus [technically I withdrew] and switched to a BA in English with an emphasis in Creative Writing.

During my stint of mid-west living, I played four years of lacrosse, coached several seasons of youth lacrosse, and lost my virginity. You always lose something when you move.

At twenty-one, I headed to graduate school. Got my MFA in Creative Writing from Florida State circa May 2009. And now I'm back in California undergoing a series of medical exams, dental appointments, and paperwork to hopefully ensure a future via the Peace Corps. When left with closed doors the only option is to revise, revise, revise and possibly later revisit [aka I plan to eventually get my PhD unless something utterly amazing snags me along the way - record deals, lottery winnings, last survivor of nuclear fall out].

The only bone I've broken - my nose - I've managed to break twice. I prefer Red Vines to Twizzlers. I miss cuddling during thunderstorms but have subdued this feeling by becoming the proud mother hen of a blue heeler named Coltrane, who remains the biggest cuddleslut I've ever met.

I consider myself a Jane of all trades. I've always been athletically inclined, yet a klutz. I've played violin, piano, and currently play guitar and tend to call myself a singer/songwriter [if you really want to hear my music - I'll send you a link to my myspace].

I'm stubborn and tend to give people the benefit of the doubt. I'm willing to try most things once be it water-skiing, painting, or ventriloquism. Oh, and rumor has it I'm kind of a pessimistic/cynical/adorable person if you stick around long enough.

What I’m doing with my life

Living temporarily in California before joining Peace Corps and leaving for Eastern Europe come September [hopefully].

I’m really good at

Typing. Serenading people. Playing fetch with my dog. Not making sense. Making the bed. Word association. Scrabble. Using a copy machine. Sketching. Brushing my teeth. Funny faces. Being a jackass. Trash-talking. Darts.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a) Middlesex-Jeffrey Eugenides, Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?-Joyce Carol Oates, Into the Great Wide Open-Kevin Canty, Moral Disorder-Margaret Atwood, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius-Dave Eggers, A Yellow Raft in Blue Water-Michael Dorris, East of Eden - Steinbeck, Harry Potter [guilty pleasure], A Border Passage - Leila Ahmed, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon, Fun Home - Alison Bechdel.

(b) real women have curves, the squid and the whale, life aquatic, life as a house, the sea inside, talk to her, bad education, annie hall, lost in translation, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the royal tennenbaums, american beauty, high fidelity, lars and the real girl, broken english, chunking express, children of men, half nelson, big fish, i'm reed fish, junebug, pan's labyrinth, the united states of leland, whale rider, eulogy, 2 days in paris, american splendor, ghost world, little miss sunshine, pan's labyrinth, waking ned devine.

(c) regina spektor, sia, lori mckenna, jenny lewis with the watson twins, hem, amy millan, tina dico, the blow, camera obscura, david dondero, ben harper, bob schneider, ellery, the decemberists, jump little children, kasey chambers, vienna teng, the weepies, death cab, the beatles, the elected, fiona apple, frank sinatra, imogen heap, the good life, iron & wine, kathleen edwards, lisa loeb, joan baez, joni mitchell, carole king, the mountain goats, nick drake, the new pornographers, postal service, the shins, sufjan stevens, tegan & sara, vedera, ingrid michael, kate walsh, andrew bird, edie carey, reed foehl

(d) So, I've been known to be amazingly picky and definitely to a fault. However, not too long ago I went on a cruise in the Mediterranean and decided to give in and try as much food as possible. So now I have a fond love of salmon, lobster, apple and cheese salad found in Lisbon Portugal. Outside of that I love italian food - probably too much. Pasta, pizza, cheese, thai food and sushi and I'm probably a little too fond of Bruegger's bagels.

The six things I could never do without

  • Cheese
  • the Internet
  • my dog
  • my family/friends
  • a journal
  • lemon lip gloss

On a typical Friday night I am

Playing darts at a bar or staying in with a movie and my dog.

You should message me if

...you're not looking for a third wife or an addition to your already happy relationship that involves you and someone else.

...you know the difference between their, there, and they're and you know when to use them.

...you're not looking for just an orifice to stick it in.

...you're looking for friends and don't think we'd cramp each other's style.

...you're a dog person, and one who won't freak out if my dog licks your face.

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