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TheVodkaDiaries

21 M Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Okay), Malay (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Glad I was cute enough to catch your attention :P

I study in America, and I'm back for summer break. Malaysian Chinese, not very bright, I can swear in five different languages. Part time New Yorker, Chitown best town, NYC best... C? Fml.
Math major turned Economics major, Public Service Department scholar. I'm completing a BA at the University of Chicago. I know all the useless shit they never taught you, I'm good at writing metaphors and interestingly enough, crappy analogies - When I one day become famous, I hope this won't come back to haunt me :P

So a couple of things to note:

A. No, I'm not the random pakistani guy looking to marry and make 355235890 babies with you, if you're looking for someone who's going to worship you and fan you with a palm leaf and feed you dates, probably try looking elsewhere

B. I think it's such a shame that older women don't usually date younger guys.
What I’m doing with my life
Putting very little effort into my OkCupid introductions.

That aside,
- I write: http://theprimeconvergence.blogspot.com/
- I currently work at a management consulting firm downtown Kuala Lumpur.
- I can be found fueling my diet soda addiction, writing a fair bit, enlarging the size of my art portfolio.
- Skill toys (yoyos diabolos juggling balls) take up a good portion of my life.
- At UChicago, most nights I spend in the library:
- I happily scalp concert tickets to make profits, yes I'm a terrible person yes I'm doomed to fall straight into hell and listen to Coldplay for all eternity yes I know god
- I blitz-watch korean dramas and animes, and if you do either, we should probably chill :P
I’m really good at
1. Being old, apparently. In NYC sometime last December, I met this girl in a bar whom I jokingly asked - What year do you think I am in school? She responded 'You must be a grad student, I can tell by the look of despair in your eyes'.

2. Screaming arctic monkeys lyrics at people for no good reason

3. Not giving fucks.
The first things people usually notice about me
1. I go to the gym
2. I am like a baby panda I do what I want
3. *Upon whatsapping me for the first time* "Why the fuck is your Whatsapp name ________?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Palahniuk, Vonnegut Jr., stuff about Greek myths, philosophy, entrepreneurship.
Also, this is the worst thing you will ever read. http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

Movies: Gotta be the Shawshank Redemption, sorry hipster girls.

Shows: Probably Steins; Gate or Breaking Bad.

Music: LANA DEL REY.

Food: Sushi :)

Games: Old Japanese JRPG's haha :)
The six things I could never do without
meat meat meat meat meat meat seriously I can eat enough meat to feed an entire African village(No offense if you're actually from an African village)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do people spend time being sad, when the alternative is far more enjoyable?

Why vegetables become soft when we boil them
Where almonds come from wtf
are you happy now God
Where we go when we die
Separation of mind and body
what happens if i get old and boring
how to never get boring even if i get old
math

Legitimately:
1. Why so many older women think that relative youth is a dealbreaker.
2. Why so many girls (Not necessarily on OkCupid) are afraid of asking guys out.
2a. Whether people are really content to have no redeeming features but physical appearance (which will fade away with time).
3. Whether I am actually a terrible person, and whether anyone ever feels sorry because they've realized the depth of their wrongs, vis a vis feeling sorry because they got caught.
4. The nature of the unconscious.
5. What it means to be 'exotic'
6. Whether morality is really just relative
7. Why the people who most loudly proclaim that they are 'weird' or 'strange' are so often some of the least interesting people you can possibly find.
On a typical Friday night I am
growing old with other people
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
/seriousmode:

I know this isn't really a confessions section, but I felt that it was the most appropriate place to put it.

Firstly, I think online dating is a rite of passage. I've met so many interesting people here, some from Singapore, some from Chicago, a couple from KL, and even some people from random parts of the world. It's genuinely been a good experience (save for Okcupid date #5, which I will very happily bitch to you about), and I've met lots of interesting people, some of whom I continue to keep in contact with.

Secondly, commitment will likely be difficult for me since I'm usually around Chicago during the school year. If you're not already aware of this, then I hope you will be after having read this.

Thirdly, I'm not the kind of person who reveals his heart too easily - It's likely that we'll have a great time together, and I so often do, but there's a distinction between having fun (as almost always is the case!) and being able to give something of yourself to another person.

Fourthly, I think I'm similar to most people in that the most private thing I'm willing to admit is that I meet people on OkCupid too! We should be friends :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
1. If you believe that we are united by our similarities more than we are divided by our differences.
2. You know what you want, and you don't overthink it.
3. You like dogs and you think that cats are an advanced breed of aliens sent to take over the world
4. You're not codependent
5. You're already wondering why you're attracted to me, and you're ready to find out more